Try living in Maryland. We've got a literal edit war on Wikipedia about which parts of the state are Northern and Southern, and everyone who visits thinks we're only Baltimore.
I've lived in all three, and let me tell you, the way those wannabe Dixie faggots acted were worse than the Pimlico traphouses.
The best part is that they can't get any weed thanks to their representative, while the rest of us can get away with all the stuff their cops arrest them for. Turns out that you have to overlook a lot of laws to keep the public from grabbing the pump from the trunk, much less help your major investigations.