*BRAAAAAAAAP* AHHHOY BOY! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP EARLY TO WORK TODAY. *BRAAAAAFFFFFFFFFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH* I HAD A HUGE THANKSGIVING FEAST YESTERDAY AND ME REAR IS WRECKING HAVOC! *BRAAP* IT'S SO STINKY! *BRAAAAAFFFFFF* OHHHHHH SHIT, ME BOY, WE'RE EXPECTING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR TODAY AND HE WON'T PASS US WITH THIS AWFUL SMELLY SMELL TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* YOU HAVE TO SNIFF IT ALL UP LAD! IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPGHHHH*
OHHHHHHHH *Dolphin noise* YEAH! PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST THAT BRAPPER AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFP* IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO JUST CUT LOOSE ALL THESE STINKY GASSES INTO YOUR NOSTRILS LAD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEES! I FEEL LIKE SMELL IS SLOWLY CLEARING UP! KEEP IT UP, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES UNTIL WE OPEN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A MEAN STINKY ONE I STILL FEEL THE AFTER BURN. SWEET NEPTUNE THANK GOODNESS YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID