>>104324925Okay so there's this kid Sora. He lives on an island with his pals Riku (pronounced Sasuke) and Kairi. They dream of exploring the world outside their tiny chain of islands. Then one night a black hole opens up and monsters come out. Riku jumps into the black hole because he figures it's the only way to travel, and Kairi disappears in the chaos. Sora gets a magical weapon called a key blade, fights some monsters. and get sucked into the black hole as his island is destroyed, landing in a place called Traverse Town.
Once there a bunch of final fantasy characters explain to him that the monsters that destroyed his island are looking for his magic sword and it would be bad if they got it. Also a bunch of Disney villains want the sword so don't let them get it either. Go take Donald Duck and Goofy and fight the monsters while looking for your friends (and also Mickey because he's missing too).
So Sora Donald and Goofy (drink) travel to a bunch of different disney worlds fighting monsters and disney villains until they reach Final Fantasy land and Riku shows up having been kidnapped by the real big bad, a nigga named Ansem.
Riku/Ancem says that Sora was never actually the chosen one but Riku was, he was just busy being bodynapped so the sword got shoved to Sora as a runner up. Sora loses the keyblade and Donald and Goofy fuck off because plot contrivance, luckily motherfucking BEAST is there to pick up their slack for the five minutes it takes to get their heads back on straight. (continued)
