>>104177501>theme plays on an establishing shot of the Griffin house>cut to the kitchen, Lois is cooking on the stove, Stewie is drinking juice in his high-chair, Brian sits next to him at the table with a coffee>Peter comes into the kitchen with a beer and walks up behind Lois"Hey, Lois, isn't this just like that time that was just like that other time?"
>smash cut to the Griffin living room>Peter on the couch, with a beer, watching television>Lois walks through the background>Peter looks back at her"Hey, Lois, isn't this just like that time that I remembered that other time?"
>smash cut to the Griffin lawn, Peter is hosing down the car while Lois works in the nearby garden>Peter turns to Lois"Hey, Lois, remember that one time that-"
>Giant Chicken steps in from off-screen and kicks Peter in the shin>Peter falls to the ground clutching his knee"AH! Tssss-Aaaah! Tssss-Aaaah! Tssss-"
>Peter spontaneously catches on fire, begins spasming in extreme pain"AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAH!"
>sudden pitter-patter noise, growing in volume>Stewie faintly screaming, growing in volume"AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAH!"
>Stewie runs in from off-screen with a machete and chops off Peter's head>Peter's head flies away and his still burning body falls lifeless to the ground>blood spurts out of Peter's neck>Lois just watches calmly the entire time>smash cut back to the kitchen>Lois turns off the stove and turns to Peter with a smile"Oh yeah, it is kinda like that time."
>Stewie takes his juice out of his mouth and says"Yyesss, thank God for health insurance."
>Brian puts down his coffee and turns to Stewie"Actually, you can thank Obama for that."
>kitchen window slides open, Quagmire pokes his head in, grinning"Heh heh! I'd like to thank Obama's two hot, underage daughters, with my penis, if you know what I'm saying!"
>Brian looks at Quagmire and asks"What about Michelle Obama?"
>Medium close up of Quagmire's face"Pre-Op or Post-Op?"
>Wideshot of the kitchen as everyone laughs 
