>>104012367i have a greentext story too. it's not as great, but i just have to tell it for the sake of release
>total Digimon fan, 10 years old>"MOMMY MOMMY I wanna see the movie", i said. Remembering how great Mewtwo Strikes Back was>ends up being my first movie i see by myself so she can do mom stuff>wait for every damn trailer to stop, and then the short plays>watch the whole thing play, uncomfortably>DIGIVOLVE TO ANGELAMON (she just grows taller), OH NO we're in the wrong line!>Finally the movie plays, but notice how terrible the Digi-rap is.>Can't enjoy the depressing first chapter.>Start falling asleep, still able to see most of Our War Game.>Completely asleep after Omnimon's debut>wake up at the end of the whole thing, seeing only the MPAA logo and the fading sounds of theater-leaving chatter>"Did you enjoy the movie, son?">"Y-yes"