>>104001173It's really easy to make a SUPER COOL YOU TELL 'EM BOSS moment when you make the other guy talk like a complete pathetic idiot, straight out of character, for the express purpose of making your guy look cool. Tony has a million ways to get home, suit or no. He can find a payphone and call thirty private jets to pick him up, he can call the shield helicarrier, he can flag down literally any human in the US and beyond and go "I'm ultra-famous rich guy Tony Stark, give me a ride and I'll give you a million dollars", he can probably macguyver a functional armoured car out of the bits of his suit.
Even if he really actually couldn't, why would he simperingly beg Thor like that? The guy's still a hero, even if you don't like him, and his pride would never let him do that. I fucking hate this comic for being the worst example of meticulously constructing uneven dialogue to make one character look TOTES BADASS at the expense of the other, and I fucking hate whenever /co/ wanks over it. It reads like a fucking Kate Leth comic, strawmanning the shit out of her ideological opponent. Fuck, I don't even like iron man and it still makes me mad out of how poorly made it is.
