>>103916147Not ALL of the villains had retarded goals.
There was a rat dude that wanted to mutate everyone into rat dudes and he could control rats. I forget his name.
Duke Nukem (no relation). Was a radioactive mutant that wanted to nuke the world so he could feed off the radiation.
Lootan Plunder was an arms dealer. That was it he was just an arms dealer.
Dr Blight...I don't really know what her deal was. I think she just wanted to destroy the world straight up. She basically WAS murrlogic, she'd get off on seeing destroyed wastelands and unbreathable air.
There was a pig dude that was greedy, he's the one that had shady factories and shit I think.
And eventually they created knock-off planeteer rings to summon Captain Pollution. That was about as graceful as it sounds.
MUCH later there was an anti-gaia dude I don't know much about. But he had all the powers of Gaia and was some kind of alien spirit?