>>103829821-Alucard drunkenly wanders into his dad’s basement and accidentally frees Walter when he vents his patrixidal angst into a waterfall
-Joaquim overwhelms the inebriated scion with his swords and throws him into his old cell after remaking the seal
-Leon was going to mercy kill him way back in the day, but Walter interfered because his vassal’s tortured isolation amused him
-Joaquim doesn’t know this and his fractured mind combines Walter and Leon in his memory
-decides to go after Trevor for vengeance by proxy
-the Pumpkin doll from LOI is his companion cube and it’s ambigous as to whether it’s actually supernatural or if it’s advice is imagined
-he helps Trevor more than he hinders as he keeps interfering with the schemes of Isaac, Carmilla, and the Church
-at one point, following Pumpkin’s advice, he tries to get Trevor and Sypha to turbo fuck so that she’ll get pregnant and he’ll be able to kidnap their kid, eat their kid in front of them, or just kill two Belmonts instead of one: WIP
-jokes are made about him compensating for something due to all the swords he wields but a kick to his groin by one of the protags reveals that he isn’t
-Alucard manages to escape Joaquim’s Prison and cons the vampire into a “hold the line” moment under the condition that he’ll tell him how he managed to extricate himself so quickly while Joaquim failed to make any progress over literal centuries
-his hold the line moment is pretty cool
-he tries to confront Trevor after the fighting is over and they’re both damaged and weary, but the Pumpkin just tells him to hang it up and that the Belmonts aren’t worth it.
