>>103638045Imagine being Peter in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Miles and Gwen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight relationship and horrific monster faces. I would totally have sex with Gwen, both Spider man and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Red head in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Peter and not only hang from that wall while Gwen and Miles flaunt their disgusting love in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, crime scene after crime scene, hour after hour, while she perfected that kiss. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone in NY tells them SPIDER MAN STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GHOST SPIDER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of red heads and supermodels and later alleged sold marriages for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in NY. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their dimpled faces as they suck it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to take pictures of them for the Daily Bugle and revel in their "Spideresque (for that is what she calls herself)" looks, the looks they worked so hard for with you as their personal trainer in the previous months. And then they call for another pic, and you know you could kill every single person in NY before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Spider man. You're not going to lose your future avenger career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.