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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 12:03:36 2018 No.103573671 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>103573693 >>103573697 >>103573721 >>103573794 >>103573806 >>103573921 >>103574170 >>103574688 >>103575077

Reminder that there are people on this board right now who think Aunt May, aka Peter's billion year old grandma, is supposed to be a 30 year old milf banging Tony Stark

This is not ok, she's nothing like Aunt May! They RUINED her character.

>WHAT THE F-
Aunt May would NEVER curse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:05:24 No.103573685 Report

Quoted By: >>103573691

It's actually the Chameleon. He didn't want to be an old lady either and Peter didn't give a fuck because free hot aunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:06:32 No.103573691 Report

Quoted By: >>103573700

>>103573685
Is it gay if he's in woman form?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:06:37 No.103573693 Report

Quoted By: >>103573847

>>103573671
Marisa Tomei is 53yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:07:08 No.103573697 Report

Quoted By: >>103573715

>>103573671
MCU Aunt May is a really good looking woman in her fifties. Original Aunt May is a slightly older woman who looks like shit.

It evens out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:08:26 No.103573700 Report

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>>103573691
No. This is genderbending basics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:09:08 No.103573703 Report

Quoted By: >>103574572

she's white and has big tits so the shitposters don't care

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:10:16 No.103573715 Report

Quoted By: >>103575110

>>103573697
>slightly older

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:11:00 No.103573720 Report

Quoted By: >>103574105 >>103574697 >>103574941

"Come on Aunt May, I always wanted to..."

"Oh well, might as well keep it in the family."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:11:18 No.103573721 Report

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>>103573671
Just imagine what kind of ultimate chad Uncle Ben would have to be to pull that ass, even Tony was tempted to bend her over the couch and he dated models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:21:34 No.103573794 Report

Quoted By: >>103573817

>>103573671

When I was 14-18, all my aunts were in their late 30s / early 40s

Aunt May does need to be a decrepit old woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:23:20 No.103573806 Report

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>>103573671
Marvel just needs to have her die off then retcon One More Day.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:24:48 No.103573817 Report

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>>103573794
>Aunt May does need to be a decrepit old woman
EXACTLY. Aunt May NEEDS to be a decrepit old woman just like MJ NEEDS to be a white redheaded model and Vulture NEEDS to be a septuagenarian that goes crazy when his partner embezzles all their money!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:27:05 No.103573833 Report

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Marisa Tomei is well past middle-aged my dude. It really is a case of an old lady being hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:29:02 No.103573847 Report

Quoted By: >>103573985 >>103574448

Aunt May looking like a mummy without the gauze never made and goddamn sense. Given that she's supposed to be AUNT May, she cannot be that much older than Mary. Unless May is a cokehead, she should not look that decrepit.

>>103573693
>Marisa Tomei is 53
>looks like that
I rest my case.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:32:26 No.103573868 Report

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>that time Aunt May stripped for Whiplash during his dying wrestling career

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:41:25 No.103573921 Report

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>>103573671
The Raimi movies perfectly captured the ancient, white haired, destitute, nearly dead Aunt May.
I will grant, maybe the MCU version is a little too young-looking and attractive.
But I like that MCU Aunt May is an older woman but not a doddering crone.
And that she’s far more aware of what Peter is doing, and a capable guardian, instead of this old lady that Peter takes care of more than she takes care of Peter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:44:20 No.103573945 Report

Quoted By: >>103573960 >>103574548

Would Aunt May go out with short, stocky, bald men?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:46:12 No.103573960 Report

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>>103573945

Best post in thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 12:48:44 No.103573985 Report

Quoted By: >>103574316

>>103573847
Grandaunts are a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:01:44 No.103574105 Report

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>>103573720
>tfw I know that quote

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:08:44 No.103574170 Report

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>>103573671
That aunt may and Peter are going to be aliens for the invasions, not the team ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:18:47 No.103574268 Report

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Gee, looks like people aren't upset about this despite the situation being just like the changes to MJ except one key feature.

Really makes you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:23:48 No.103574316 Report

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>>103573985
She was always portrayed as Peter's aunt, not grandaunt. She should be in her early fifties at most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:33:20 No.103574414 Report

Quoted By: >>103574451

>>103573817
He obviously miswrote "doesn't", you autist, calm down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:36:03 No.103574448 Report

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>>103573847
>Given that she's supposed to be AUNT May, she cannot be that much older than Mary.
Siblings can have 20+ years difference.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:36:19 No.103574451 Report

Quoted By: >>103574579

>>103574414
Jesus christ, do I need to start putting /s on my posts? Is that what 4chan has come to?

The image literally says SHITPOSTING LOUDLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:47:37 No.103574548 Report

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>>103573945
Is he single and with a fantastic sense of humor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:49:35 No.103574572 Report

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>>103573703
There we go.

"lol supporting characters don't matter just turn your brain off bro the newest disney kidz starlet'll do a great job!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:49:57 No.103574579 Report

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>>103574451
Poe's law kicked in.
You can't use irony anymore. We pretended to be retards so long that actual retards showed up and thought we were being serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:53:30 No.103574609 Report

Quoted By: >>103574648

Aunt May being a 120 year old scrotum never made any sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:56:43 No.103574648 Report

Quoted By: >>103574676

>>103574609
Most things in marvel don't make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:58:52 No.103574676 Report

Quoted By: >>103574739

>>103574648
Why do you encourage a guy who can't do basic maths? Can you not do basic maths either?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:59:39 No.103574688 Report

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>>103573671
>Aunt May, aka Peter's billion year old grandma, is supposed to be a 30 year old milf
That's true, she should be a milf. But Tomei is fucking old, so gross. I can't wait to see younger may.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:00:22 No.103574697 Report

Quoted By: >>103574941

>>103573720
>you're getting your dick sucked, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:04:12 No.103574739 Report

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>>103574676
>what is hyperbole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:24:41 No.103574941 Report

Quoted By: >>103575193

>>103573720
>>103574697
What? If this is incest porn... source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:38:30 No.103575077 Report

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>>103573671
I'm gonna get bullied but i'll say it anyway. I rewatched the Amazing Spider man movies a few days ago and they had the best May : she s a well written character that feels real and treats peter as her son. Even, i dare say in the 1st Ben idealizes pete's parents, in the second she's been taking care of him alone, struggling and there is this scene that reminded me of Ultimate May where she says 'well fuck your folks, they're not perfect and they left that crying boy to me, you're my boy". It's a very emotional moment in my opinion, the character felt 'real'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:42:46 No.103575110 Report

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>>103573715
>This is what Tony bangs in the comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:47:28 No.103575156 Report

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"A-aunt may thats my peter!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:48:23 No.103575165 Report

Quoted By: >>103575322

B..b...but Aunt May, I thwip from there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:51:32 No.103575193 Report

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>>103574941

Private Teacher

Back when incest porn was all the rage. I prefer the original three Taboo movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 14:52:22 No.103575198 Report

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It was a more common age gap back when the characters were created

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 15:03:17 No.103575322 Report

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>>103575165
not right now you don't

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