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>Hi anon, welcome home, a baked you an apple pie !

>I cleaned your computer inside out, it now runs 200 times faster than before, oh and it smells like cherry

>Tough day ? Let me rub your shoulders while I sing for you...Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>Look anon, I was walking in the forest to pick up some mushrooms for lunch this morning and all these animals (deers, birds, squirrels, cats, mice, dogs, pigs, crocodiles) followed me home. Let's adopt them and start a family !

>I prepared a suit for you all by myself anon, you look like a prince in it !

we will never have a girlfriend like Snow White

why don't we kill ourselves yet /co/ ?