Well, uh, howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! And, uh, oh geez, why I'd sure as heck like to be here with you fellers when the all-new season of South Park airs tonight at 10/9c on Comedy Central (that's about four hours from the time of this post!), I'm afraid I can't! Ya see Eric wants me to shoot up the school around that time, so uh, I'm going to be busy doing that!

>Dead Kids - Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

Wish me luck fellers! I hope it's easy as it looks on TV!