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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 05:50:20 2018 No.103156180 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>103156673 >>103156724 >>103157275 >>103158389 >>103158943 >>103159793

Ever since this, i cant relate to Batman anymore. It was the perfect opportunity to make him relatable, but they took the easy HollyWOOD route.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 05:51:37 No.103156189 Report

Quoted By: >>103156534

OP I love you and you're a good person, but after reading this thread and taking some time to consider it, I think you should probably kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 06:25:54 No.103156534 Report

Quoted By: >>103156595 >>103159793 >>103160510 >>103160638

>>103156189

They shouldve made his dick small. It wouldve symbolized how much of a god he made himself but remains human underneath it all. Save the big dicks for characters like Nightwing. I am fucking pissed that DC missed this opportunity.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 06:32:15 No.103156595 Report

Quoted By: >>103156651

>>103156534
>Save the big dicks for characters like Nightwing.
That completely kills the point and you know it, faggot

Dicklets sleep around *because* they have a small penis, not in spite of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 06:38:58 No.103156651 Report

Quoted By: >>103167152

>>103156595
We do not need to relate to Nightwing. He is like a handsome Chad of the Batfamily. His loveability comes from his charisma and charm.

Again, I am so fucking devastated that they went with the most cliche big Hollywood penis. This is fucking Batman. He should be so dedicated to fighting crime, he has erectile dysfunction until he uses Bat pills. FUCKKK!!!!!!! They literally couldve drawn a tater tot sized cock and the world would love what the MAN has done for us.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 06:40:22 No.103156673 Report

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>>103156180
>but they took the easy HollyWOOD route
Fuck off with your damn puns, Brandon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 06:45:28 No.103156724 Report

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>>103156180
>i cant relate to Batman anymore.
>anymore.

I'm a bit confused that you found a billionaire in peak physical and mental condition relatable in the first place.

.....Were your parents murdered?

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:10:40 No.103156952 Report

Quoted By: >>103157080 >>103157141 >>103158381 >>103158570

You can’t relate to a 4 incher?

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:29:02 No.103157080 Report

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>>103156952

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:37:26 No.103157141 Report

Quoted By: >>103157458

>>103156952
He's slightly above average when it comes to flaccid penile length, nothing to write home about tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:40:29 No.103157163 Report

Quoted By: >>103158396

>>103157080
he really shouldn't worry about him tbqh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 07:52:52 No.103157275 Report

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>>103156180
Only spergs can truly relate to Bats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 08:20:50 No.103157458 Report

Quoted By: >>103158113 >>103162557

>>103157141
I am obese and my flaccid penis is sometimes literally negative inches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 09:44:46 No.103158113 Report

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>>103157458
You should post pics on /soc/. Or I could email you and you could send them to me directly.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 10:24:20 No.103158381 Report

Quoted By: >>103160480

>>103156952
Except he is not 4 inches, dummy. That is filled with a bunch of dumbshit that show why these chinks don't know shit.
>batman is not even standing straight up
>head is shadowed so you can't even make out the actual height of his head for measuring, which is the based of the whole measurement
>head size varies
>based of his penis is shadowed so you can't even measure the full length of it
>flaccid penis size is not a reliable source of measurement
Now fuck off with that bait image retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 10:25:52 No.103158389 Report

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>>103156180
>Relating to Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 10:26:54 No.103158396 Report

Quoted By: >>103160462

>>103157163
He should. The reaction has been mostly positive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 10:53:16 No.103158570 Report

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>>103156952
Oh, so THAT'S what my sister told me about. I had no idea what she meant when she said "you can see everything"

Why though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 11:41:07 No.103158943 Report

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>>103156180
don't be a DICK anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 13:09:34 No.103159793 Report

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>>103156180
>>103156534
This is genuinely the weirdest fucking complaint I've ever seen. It took me a moment for the penny to drop, and then I laughed my ass off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 13:59:15 No.103160462 Report

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>>103158396
universe number in which this happened? 'cause i'd like to drop by and tell people there how retarded they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 14:00:21 No.103160480 Report

Quoted By: >>103160871 >>103166660

>>103158381
oh so you are saying the it is possibly even smaller? i can agree to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 14:01:58 No.103160510 Report

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>>103156534
His dick wasn’t big though....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 14:09:27 No.103160638 Report

Quoted By: >>103161806

>>103156534
>They shouldve made his dick small

didn't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 14:26:09 No.103160871 Report

Quoted By: >>103166030

>>103160480
Are you stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 14:26:43 No.103160879 Report

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>be Brian Azzarello
>think "I'll show Batman's dick to get clickbait for my story"
>literally no one gives a shit about your story all discussion revolves around Batman's dick
J U S T

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 15:44:18 No.103161806 Report

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>>103160638
I love when people not only pretend that their dick is so big they think above average is small, but also act like they've never seen another dick before.

YOU'RE TOTALLY FOOLING EVERYONE AND NOT A STUPID FAGGOT LYING ON THE INTERNET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 16:38:38 No.103162557 Report

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>>103157458
>>103158113
This is the kind of content you get from DCvirgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 18:03:56 No.103163854 Report

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Turns out Batman isnt even a grower. He is small cause it doesnt change in size

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 20:04:22 No.103166030 Report

Quoted By: >>103168473

>>103160871
sorry if i destroyed your dreams of taking a giant batcock in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 20:42:43 No.103166660 Report

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>>103160480
No. He's saying he's a grower, not a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 21:15:41 No.103167152 Report

Quoted By: >>103168496

>>103156651
There's also the question of why they felt it necessary to draw it in the first place, but eh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 22:33:02 No.103168473 Report

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>>103166030
No you are an actual stupid person if you think anything I said means he would be smaller, you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 22:34:01 No.103168496 Report

Quoted By: >>103168632

>>103167152
Why does it bother you so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Sep 2018 22:41:53 No.103168632 Report

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>>103168496
>so much?
Not a big deal. Just seems a desperate move to get some attention. The big 2 are really running out of ideas, it seems.

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