Reminder:
Dipper:
>gets Wendy's "friendship" (ie she mooches off his adventures) and shat on by every girl he ever talked to
>doesn't get to go on paranormal/extraterrestrial adventures with Ford, his dream job that he got cucked out of for Mabel's approval
>all of his research he put into Journal 3 was destroyed by Bill
>his sister replaced him with a "better version" of himself in her dreamland and never gave him an apology for that
>went home a loser
Mabel:
>got her brother to stay with her for high school
>got Stan's memory to come back
>got her own dreamworld that she didn't apologize for staying in
>didn't have to apologize for causing the apocalypse
>got her friends, who said they weren't going to be at her birthday party, to COME to her birthday party and bid her farewell
>got to bring home Waddles
>sacrificed absolutely nothing, went home as the same annoying person who clings to her brother who she always makes fun of
