>>102640434WHY IS IT SO OVER THE FUCKING TOP EDGY? WHO NEEDS FUCKING FATALITIES LIKE THAT? IT LESSENS THE IMPACT AFTER THE FIRST 5 FUCKING CHARACTERS. ALSO WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING SLUG FROM SLOW LOVE AND THE ANGRY GNOMES? OH AND FUCK ASH BTW HE WAS A SLEEZEBAG, LETS KILL HIM OFF THAT'LL TEACH HIM
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO FUCKING CONFIRM A SHITTY SHIP INSTEAD OF JUST LEAVING ITS HINTS AND TEASES AS A BACKBURNER FILLER? WE DON'T GOD DAMN NEED IT, NOT TO MENTION THEY CLEARLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ROMANTIC LIFE OF ANYONE ELSE
WHY CAN'T FINN JUST BE THE GOD DAMN MEGA HERO HE WAS DESTINED TO BE? HE DOES FUCKALL DURING GUMWAR TRYING TO GET THINGS RESOLVED AND BE AS BETA AS POSSIBLE, THEN MARCY'S THE ONE WHO TAKES DOWN GOLB TO THE LEVEL EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO WORK ON HIM. SHE DOES IT BY CHANNELING HER INNER FUCKING MAGIC GIRL AND GOING ENTIRELY MARY SUE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING HER MOM SAID IN THE PAST
FINNS DESCENDANT IS A RAT AND WE NEVER EVEN GET TO SEE HIM AND HUNTRESS WIZARD BE A THING AND IT'S JUST "YEA THEY WERE SOMEWHAT TOGETHER A FEW EPISODES AGO, JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION"
FUCK THIS EMMY BEGGING GARBAGE