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The Riddler Mon 27 Aug 03:04:38 2018 No.102598253 View Reply Original Report

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Well now I sure do hope the Batman is awake for tonight's game! Let's start off with a easy riddle!

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes.

What am I?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:05:58 No.102598271 Report

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a cock

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:17:19 No.102598445 Report

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>>102598253
"Viewed with esteem in many women's eyes..." like... like eyelashes. Lashes are frequently teased with to make them seem prettier and fancier.

But wait! Lashes! Lashes, like the crack of a whip. A common and harsh punishment throughout history, cruel, yet not normally noteworthy unless it's one like Jesus of Bethlehem.

Jesus! He died for mankind's sins, offering ETERNAL salvation should one choose to believe in him. I recently realized I do not, but to Christians' eyes - indeed, women's eyes, as early Christianity was spread by women to their husbands, brothers, and sons - it is never too late to believe in Jesus and gain eternal life, past one's earthly demise.

Where can one go to declare this belief in eternal salvation? The First Church of Gotham, of course. It was a nice try, Riddler, but I've alerted the authorities to your attempted burglary and robbery of that esteemed site of holiness. Surrender yourself quietly, and there will be no scuffle.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:19:48 No.102598500 Report

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>>102598445
And don't try hiding behind the tree this time. I've got microcams on every redwood, oak, pine, maple, and larch in Gotham, and that's just the local flora.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:27:06 No.102598626 Report

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>>102598500
Well, I'll play in the bushes. Then Have a cigarette. Be sure not to set it on fire. Might burn down a church and destroy enlightenment.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:33:00 No.102598737 Report

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>>102598445
Dear lord has he done it again!?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 03:33:48 No.102598752 Report

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>>102598445
>I recently realized I do not
Lol

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 05:15:24 No.102600443 Report

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>>102598445
Based Batman.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 05:24:57 No.102600537 Report

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>>102598445
the fucking madman does it again

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 05:28:36 No.102600578 Report

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>>102598445
Good post

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 08:10:28 No.102602040 Report

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>>102598445
batman!

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 08:15:00 No.102602073 Report

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Those threads are but gold
But.. pure gold is malleable, and what else is malleable? Muh dick!
These threads please muh dick! Almost got me there, Riddler, but I once again saw through your fancy words

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Anonymous Mon 27 Aug 2018 08:24:46 No.102602136 Report

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>>102598253
A hot dicking

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