: Imagine being Oscar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Alice, you're fuckin' fine, all sexy with your stupid hat and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 13 year old in his living room. Like seriously imagine having to be Oscar and not stand in that room while Alice flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her hairy and fat trunk, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while you had to suck face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in camp tells her she's PRETTY and DAMN, HER TRUNK LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her Fat fucking Chowder face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fapping to nothing but a healthy diet of pajamas and soon to be alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Canada. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled trunk as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively all over you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "Witchy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal monsters in the previous months. And then Susie calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the alien midgets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Oscar. You're not going to lose your future Actor badge over this. Just bear it. Hide your trunk and bear it.
