>be me, Iron Man, billionaire genius superhero
>Skrulls invade Earth, replacing millions of heroes and destroying earth’s defenses from the inside out
>I sleep
>Annihilation Wave destroys entire galaxies across the multiverse, threatening untold billions
>I sleep
>The universe and the world are threatened multiple times by villains and monsters that I have fought, repeatedly, for over a decade, with countless world and galactic-level events occurring over the course of my life
>I sleep
>My close friends who have helped me save the world on numerous occasions, and that I have worked with for years, have a political disagreement with me
>I immediately begin imprisoning them without trial in a hell-dimension where time has no beginning or end, impose martial law, and create a twisted fascimile of one of my best friends to help me murder my other friends, going so far as to unleash villains who have threatened countless lives in order to hunt down those who oppose me.
>somehow still a good guy and these people hang out with me all the fucking time
>Skrulls invade Earth, replacing millions of heroes and destroying earth’s defenses from the inside out
>I sleep
>Annihilation Wave destroys entire galaxies across the multiverse, threatening untold billions
>I sleep
>The universe and the world are threatened multiple times by villains and monsters that I have fought, repeatedly, for over a decade, with countless world and galactic-level events occurring over the course of my life
>I sleep
>My close friends who have helped me save the world on numerous occasions, and that I have worked with for years, have a political disagreement with me
>I immediately begin imprisoning them without trial in a hell-dimension where time has no beginning or end, impose martial law, and create a twisted fascimile of one of my best friends to help me murder my other friends, going so far as to unleash villains who have threatened countless lives in order to hunt down those who oppose me.
>somehow still a good guy and these people hang out with me all the fucking time
