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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 16:44:12 2018 No.101544949 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>101545182 >>101545209 >>101545731 >>101545753 >>101545782 >>101545849 >>101547056

>Captain America draws his own porn
>Namor is perpetually angry because he's got a teeny, toiny, ding-dong
>DOOM often dresses up in Italian Suits, wears his "Phantom of the Opera" mask, and travels to Europe to seduce Yuropean sloots
>Black Knight is a /pol/ack
>John Constantine secretly wants to go to Hell in order to get some demoness puss

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 16:58:53 No.101545182 Report

Quoted By: >>101545377 >>101546858

>>101544949
Hawkeye is actually better in bed than a lot of supes.
J. Jameson loves apple pie.
Dick and Damian go for ice cream every Friday. Damian gets a cone of course.
Tony and Sharon Carter often get drinks and talk about Steve.
Natasha really likes swimming and uses the SHIELD faculty pool for hours at a time. She never gets pruned up wrinkles.
Peter took MJ rock climbing once. Just once.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:00:31 No.101545209 Report

Quoted By: >>101545407

>>101544949
>Namor is perpetually angry because he's got a teeny, toiny, ding-dong
That was confirmed in Thunderbolts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:10:27 No.101545377 Report

Quoted By: >>101546236

>>101545182
>Hawkeye is actually better in bed than a lot of supes.
That's false though. He's confirmed to have a big dick, but bad skills.
>Tony and Sharon Carter often get drinks and talk about Steve.
...Why? Time logistics that would render it impossible... why?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:12:03 No.101545407 Report

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>>101545209
>Implying that wasn't just fatfish coping with not getting Imperial D.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:33:40 No.101545716 Report

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The asian kid, Hana, that Ron's parents adopted in season 4 is actually Ron's daughter. Yori pulled the ol' Talia al Ghul on him and wiped his memory. Which explains how the kid got it's mystical power that is linked to Ron. It even fits the timeframe.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:34:42 No.101545731 Report

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>>101544949
A man who gets laid as often as Namor wouldn’t be upset that he has a tiny dong

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:36:51 No.101545753 Report

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>>101544949
>>Black Knight is a /pol/ack
how? are there even any afropolonicans?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:38:28 No.101545782 Report

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Poison Ivy shitposts on gardening/flora forums.

>>101544949
Constantine has had demoness puss though. Coincidentally she's also best girl.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 17:43:18 No.101545849 Report

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>>101544949
doesn't namor have a canon big dong?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:01:29 No.101546126 Report

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>>101545849
You're thinking of Clint.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:08:19 No.101546236 Report

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>>101545377
>bad skills
Uh huh.
>time logistics
Head. Canon.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:29:46 No.101546578 Report

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>>101546236

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:43:44 No.101546760 Report

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>>101546578
what's that from?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:45:23 No.101546778 Report

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>>101546578
And here comes dicklet Starkfag. Of course.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:46:56 No.101546797 Report

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>>101546760
Black Widow: Deadly Origin
>>101546778
A scan's a scan.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:48:37 No.101546818 Report

Quoted By: >>101546843 >>101546858

>>101546797
What does that have to do with what I said? Being good at fucking a girl doesn’t mean they’ll fall in love. I mean look at Stark now. Widow hasn’t spoken to him in years.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:50:18 No.101546843 Report

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>>101546818
Widow is going through a shit period ever since her muh bucky phase though, we don't count that.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:51:04 No.101546858 Report

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>>101546818
I didn't say anything of the sort. Just that Clint has a big dick, yet lacks the moves. in contrast to >>101545182
>Hawkeye is actually better in bed than a lot of supes.
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Cheesy as it sounds, people stay with one another because of the whole package, not just one aspect of their being.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:53:16 No.101546882 Report

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>>101546858
And if Tony had the whole package she would’ve stuck with him. Instead she drifted to getting BUCKYED and HAWKEYED. Even after the page you posted.

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:55:27 No.101546912 Report

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>John Constantine secretly wants to go to Hell in order to get some demoness puss

Attaboy.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:57:26 No.101546944 Report

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>>101546912
counterpoint
constantine already has a black book of phone numbers from the various succubi he already banged

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Sat 07 Jul 2018 18:59:51 No.101546977 Report

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>>101546944

Also good.

Fuck, wish I had something to post, but I'm drawing a blank. Aside from maybe Transformers stuff.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:02:54 No.101547020 Report

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>>101546882
Eh, he's better than most supers for a stable relationship. Nat just lives like a spy and expects to die someday. Otherwise she would've gone back to Matt, who was her real love.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:05:44 No.101547056 Report

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>>101544949
>Black Knight is a /pol/ack
I'll do you one better. Faiza Hussain is a hardcore Tory.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:06:43 No.101547067 Report

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>>101547020
>you need to have the whole package
>he doesn’t have the whole package
>heh well he’s better than most supers!

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:07:02 No.101547069 Report

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Batgirl and Killer Moth occasionally hook up on random rooftops

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:10:38 No.101547121 Report

Quoted By: >>101547160

>>101547067
He's a billionaire supergenius who also happens to be 6ft+ and handsome. What is he missing? He is a good choice for a stable relationship. And I never said you need the "whole package". I meant that you get judged as a package. Clint has a big dick, but cannot fuck, is rather brash and dumb, while having no immediate future plans or an interesting personality. Meanwhile someone like, say, Spider-Man, might has a smaller cock, but can fuck better, is a super-genius and has an actual character. Pet's an 8.5/10, while Clint's barely a 6/10.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:13:53 No.101547160 Report

Quoted By: >>101547186

>>101547121
>but cannot fuck
No I’m sure he’s been doing a good job throughout the years.
Relationship wise fine but don’t fucking say he cant fuck when he’s managed to get fucking hotties constantly. I never mentioned stable relationships.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:15:36 No.101547186 Report

Quoted By: >>101547229

>>101547160
Eh, whatever, who gives a fuck. It's Capes. One story they can have Black Widow rise out of the sheets and say "omigod Clint, that's even better than the time a literal God fucked me", and the next have a random groupie be dissapointed. Just pick and choose whatever you like.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:18:07 No.101547229 Report

Quoted By: >>101547281

>>101547186
Lol you’re legit the only one who had a problem with it.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:21:22 No.101547281 Report

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>>101547229
Problem with what you autist? Canon says Clint has a big dick but not good enough skills. You HC him as some sex-god. Do what the fuck you want, but the scans exist.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:25:23 No.101547354 Report

Quoted By: >>101547425 >>101547435

>>101547281
Its headcanon you fucking autist. HEADCANON. You’re crying over what someone MADE UP. Go fucking make a TONY IS A SEX GOD thread like you always do before being spammed with little dick memes you cuck.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:26:51 No.101547385 Report

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Before getting her superpower, Black Siren used to suck dicks for money.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:29:25 No.101547425 Report

Quoted By: >>101547486

>>101547354
>Its headcanon you fucking autist. HEADCANON. You’re crying over what someone MADE UP.
And saying "Bruce Wayne is actually blonde but has been dyeing his hair all this time" is a Headcanon too, but actual canon disproves it.
>Go fucking make a TONY IS A SEX GOD thread like you always do before being spammed with little dick memes you cuck.
...Why would I? I don't live by self-inserting into fictional characters anon.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:30:02 No.101547435 Report

Quoted By: >>101547504

>>101547354
Not him, but headcanon is supposed to be either filling the gaps of unknown parts of stories, or picking one from many versions, not fully contradicting material.
You can't headcanon stark as gay, for example.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:32:37 No.101547486 Report

Quoted By: >>101547600

>>101547425
Yes you fucking do. You always do! Every fucking Widow thread? There you are shitting it up. Waifu/Husbando thread? Ooopps there he is. Then you spam 3 threads in 2 days while bumping it talking about HMMM WHO FITS STARK BETTER? OHH STARK KEKED HANK BASED CHAD.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:33:38 No.101547504 Report

Quoted By: >>101547649

>>101547435
headcanon. Noun. (uncountable) (fandom slang) Elements and interpretations of a fictional universe accepted by an individual fan, but not found within or supported by the official canon.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:39:59 No.101547600 Report

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>>101547486
Nah, that's Starkfag, who's locked in a battle with Starkh8er. I just have the scan.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:40:05 No.101547602 Report

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Huntress moonlights as a stripper.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:42:49 No.101547649 Report

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>>101547504
not found/supported=/= contradicting

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:47:39 No.101547720 Report

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Black Siren is tsundere for Green Arrow.

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:51:14 No.101547769 Report

Quoted By: >>101547858

>>101547602

Nice.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 19:57:13 No.101547858 Report

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>>101547769
Arrowverse Huntress was written badly.

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