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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 04:48:38 2018 No.101538230 View Reply Original Report

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What would a Captain Marvel movie directed by Zach Snyder be like?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 04:50:34 No.101538263 Report

Quoted By: >>101539042

Terrible.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:09:10 No.101538545 Report

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>>101538230
Would be Kingdom Come version without the redemption

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:40:33 No.101539042 Report

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>>101538263
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I would really like a Captain Marvel movie by Jim Henson.
Imagine Mr. Mind as a Jim Henson creature. It's perfect.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:41:48 No.101539057 Report

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>>101539042
>Imagine Mr. Mind as a Jim Henson creature. It's perfect.
I kinda want this now

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:42:11 No.101539066 Report

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>>101538230
Most of the 3 hour movie would be centered around billy living a miserable life.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:44:24 No.101539107 Report

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The villain would be an effeminate intellectual and every shot that isn't 100% CGI would be poorly blocked

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:53:20 No.101539239 Report

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>>101538230
>billy is a depressed 40 something year old
>hasn't been Shazam in years
>everytime he transforms the lightning bolt kills everyone withing 50 meters with it's huge explosion
>transformation is incredibly painful for Billy
>Billy hates having all these powers
>everyone hates him
>tries to kill himself but the wizard won't let him
>homeless
>became a drug addict after trying to use them to numb the pain
>accidentally killed the rest of his family with his first transformation
10/10 Snyderfags would fucking love it becasue it's total """""realistic""""" and """""deep"""""

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 05:58:36 No.101539331 Report

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>>101538230
Oh you know...
The usual

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:00:54 No.101539359 Report

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You dumb cunts are really just gonna go on and on about your imagined slights by Snyder. When are you gonna get down to your trashy fan scripts that you're convinced would be better?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:04:23 No.101539410 Report

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>>101539359
We already are.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:24:15 No.101539686 Report

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>>101539410
That actually would be far superior if it meant we got Brie Larson instead of Chuck.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:32:20 No.101539785 Report

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>>101539239
L

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:33:13 No.101539798 Report

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>>101538230
Was Young Justice Billy the best animated iteration of Captain Marvel?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:33:34 No.101539804 Report

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>>101539686
Eww

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:35:32 No.101539821 Report

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>>101539239
How is that totally """""realistic""""" and """""deep"""""
Mostly would do a less comedic Shazam movie
How "realistic" was The Owls of Ga'Hoole or 300?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 06:43:54 No.101539918 Report

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>>101539331
Man that Plastic Man miniseries was so damn good.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 07:08:53 No.101540182 Report

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>>101539821
I'm not a Snyderfag so I don't know how their minds work. All I know is that to them depressing and dark = realistic and totally super deep.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:14:34 No.101541959 Report

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>>101538230
A 10 year old boy who can turn into a superhero by saying Shazam.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:16:22 No.101541968 Report

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>>101539239
$0.001 has been deposited to your account

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:28:11 No.101542036 Report

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>>101538230
Why would you want me to imagine such a thing?
>Homoerotic muscle suit Captain Marvel
>Direct aping of Shazam comic panels robbed of their comics context
>Billy is an OOC asshole who casually kills his enemies but it's okay, it's just manslaughter
>Mary Marvel is sexualized to the point of Pin-up status, but it's empowering, no really.
>Don't forget the Jesus allegories
>And the whole thing is either bleak and dark, or saturated to the point that it looks more like a commercial than a movie.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:34:26 No.101542070 Report

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>>101538230
Tone wise probably something like 'Legend of the Guardians'.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:36:31 No.101542079 Report

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>>101542070
And it would absolutely have this scene in it.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:38:50 No.101542089 Report

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>>101542079
And this scene with Clark talking about how his father sacrificed himself so Clark wouldn't have to shoulder the responsibility of becoming Superman before he was ready.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:45:22 No.101542129 Report

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>>101542036
>casually

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:46:27 No.101542136 Report

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>>101542036
>>101542129
Looks like the reaction of a casual killer alright.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:49:31 No.101542158 Report

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>>101542129
>>101542136
More a reference to Batman's behavior in BvS, and Snyder's lame defense of it

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 11:53:34 No.101542190 Report

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>>101542129
>>101542136
What about the part where he was flying around Metropolis destroying buildings and laughing about it?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 13:04:15 No.101542677 Report

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>>101542158
>More a reference to Batman's behavior in BvS, and Snyder's lame defense of it
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 13:41:47 No.101542993 Report

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>>101538230
>>101539066

We already got this version, to an extent, in the Flashpoint comics. The shitty DC Animated movie that was trying so hard to be edgy in making an already excessive property even more violent than it had been in canon, did the Snyder version in having Billy killed off by decapitation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQM-pK5F9Eg

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 13:45:55 No.101543030 Report

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>>101538230
Awful, like all Zach Snyder's movies.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 13:59:57 No.101543203 Report

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>>101539042

>Mr. Mind as an evil, telepathic, tiny, fuzzy muppet caterpillar.

This is the shittiest reality, because I am allowed to see how much better the others are, it seems to be an intentional part of this universe's design and purpose, being shit.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 14:51:17 No.101543629 Report

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>>101538230
Probably be a DIRECT adaption of John's Shazam reboot & keep all the parts where Billy is a little shit.

(Supposedly the upcoming movie has kept Cereal Lord's plot but Billy isn't a dick.)

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 14:51:50 No.101543633 Report

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>>101538230
It would be shit, on good movie sandwiched between dozens of messy shit movies means he's not good at his job. Imagine if you were a surgeon and you had one patient that lived but every patient before and after died on the table.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 14:54:54 No.101543667 Report

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>>101542079
>>101542089
Judd Winnick regained a lot of my respect with this series.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jul 2018 14:58:32 No.101543700 Report

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>>101540182
>All I know is that to them depressing and dark = realistic and totally super deep.
examples?

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