You wanna know what finally made me stop being a lazy jobless fuck?
My brother killed himself. Don't start crying, he was a bastard through and through. Abusive, a drug dealer, with an entitlement complex bigger than any sjw could ever aspire to.
But, he was gifted with computers and chemistry. Everyone believed he would be the one to carry on the family name.
Then he got arrested a 2nd time for dealing drugs, was facing felony charges, and decided to an hero.
Now, what happened I'm not sure. Maybe my testicles finally dropped. Maybe a balance shifted. Maybe without a drunken, perpetually angry asshole banging on my door at all hours screaming about how much I suck, I finally could focus. But now, I have a job, a 3.62 GPA, close to getting my BA, and I'm interviewing for a better job in two days.
Maybe it was mom and dad being so hurt I realize they couldn't handle a tendie guzzling NEET.