>>101562698>junkOnly if his junk is Eldritch-tier, or he gets it stuck in something or he throws it at someone Banana Slug style. Anything else seems too condusive to cutesy sexy fanservice, which I loathe because fun is bad.
If Irkens have to be sexual, I need them to have gross insect sex. Like, I need Irken females to eat the heads of the males like Praying Mantises. This would obviously lead to Zim playing wingman for Dib, in hopes that getting laid will finally put a stop to his foe. After all, what female wouldn't want such a giant head meat as a nupital gift?
>Destroy All HumansNever saw it! Although you sold me on it.
>>101562787Not Zim, but Horvitz did say that he loved how every Dib fight scene involved Andy Bermann going "nyeh, nyeh, not this time Zim!" So....yeah that's my vote for Dib anyway.
I'm sure Zim's would be a lot of self aggrandizement, followed by rabbit-esque immediately falling flat on his ass in three seconds.
>>101562807>"My dream is to pass Penis Inspection Day like a Slor Beast passes her young... jiggly! And full of juice!" 
