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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 05:03:25 2018 No.101458437 View Reply Original Report

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I hate that this movie is the most serious MCU film and yet 80% of it is just a over the top dumb comedy
''Why is Gamora? HAHAHAHA, am I right fellas??? Boy do I hope she wasn't murdered a couple of minutes ago!''

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:03:56 No.101458442 Report

Quoted By: >>101458472 >>101459707

Must be rough with autism OP, I sympathize with your parents.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:06:36 No.101458472 Report

Quoted By: >>101462446

>>101458442
T.mouse shill without arguments like usual

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:07:20 No.101458482 Report

Quoted By: >>101458524

Isn't that the point?
"We save the universe while making quips!"
*whole universe isn't saved*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:11:30 No.101458524 Report

Quoted By: >>101458559

>>101458482

Not when they use the same tone again and again for most of their movies.

Too much comedy is not a contrast for the ending, too much comedy is the norm

I just wish this movie wasn't surrounded by terrible humor that gets old so fucking fast

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:14:33 No.101458557 Report

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My only problem is the excessive use of quips,the quips are out of place and literally every character doing it even fucking Black Panther

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:14:48 No.101458559 Report

Quoted By: >>101458652 >>101460155

>>101458524
>20 movies, ten years in
>still bitching about MCU having comedy

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:22:24 No.101458638 Report

Quoted By: >>101458683

Although I'm not interested, I have absolutely no problem with a movie studio employing a consistent action comedy tone with superhero IP's that they bought. What bothers me is there isn't a single studio making movies with comic book IP's that also has a tone consistent with their source material. Could you imagine how awesome it would be if WB released a World's Finest movie with a tone that matches the golden age? Or I dunno, something, anything, that isn't just a standard comedy movie that happens to contain CGI and live action cosplays resembling comic book characters that are otherwise unrelated.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:23:19 No.101458652 Report

Quoted By: >>101458703 >>101458712 >>101458726

>>101458559

Don't act as if every movie was a comedy when the MCU started.

Cap 1 was a good movie, Thor 1 too, Iron Man 1, the forgoten Hulk film.

Then Avengers happened and slowly but surely things went to shit.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:25:12 No.101458675 Report

Quoted By: >>101458734

>>101458437
WHY is Gamora is a good example of a joke with an actual set-up rather than a quip. Drax was established during his earliest appearances in GotG1 as not being able to understand metaphors, he takes everything literally. When Tony says "I'll do you one better" he assumed this to refer to the quality of the question as a qualitative one, that is, "why" IS a better and more profound question than "who" or "where". It's funny and it makes sense for the character in those circumstances.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:26:08 No.101458683 Report

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>>101458638
>comic book IP's that also has a tone consistent with their source material

I want to hear people explaining how Batman V Superman is not consistent with their source material.

I will say that most of the best Batman and Superman stories are usually serious, with some philosophical themes and comedy that is not in your face stupid

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:26:27 No.101458688 Report

Quoted By: >>101458723 >>101458726 >>101458741

>>101458437
I thought the most serious MCU movie was Thor 1 or something

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:27:34 No.101458703 Report

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>>101458652
Thor 1 had plenty of dumb jokes with Jane and her friends though.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:27:57 No.101458712 Report

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>>101458652
Cap1 had "Trust me, I have punched Hitler 500 times!" quips, Thor had "Give me a giant cat to ride unto battle" quips, Hulk had "you are making me hungry, wouldnt like me when Im humgry!" quips and don't even pretend Iron Man didn't have twice the jokes of all of the solo films

MCU films always have comedy, its part of their formula and has been for a decade

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:28:59 No.101458723 Report

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>>101458688
HAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:29:11 No.101458726 Report

Quoted By: >>101458778 >>101459203

>>101458652
>>101458688
Wouldn't the most serious MCU movie be The Winter Soldier?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:29:18 No.101458727 Report

Quoted By: >>101458747

>>101458683
Can you name some such stories that also feature these two characters behaving in the manner they do in BvS?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:29:56 No.101458734 Report

Quoted By: >>101458913

>>101458675
>WHY is Gamora is a good example of a joke with an actual set-up rather than a quip.

I don't care, is not even trying to be subtle, humor is ok but having your scene stop whenever a character has a joke to tell really hurts the film.

And, again, a over the top joke when a ''sad death'' just happened makes the movie worse too.

The first Spider-man movie had a lot of comedy and yet I can't imagine that movie having over the top jokes one minute after the Green Goblin kidnaps aunt May or one minute after the uncle Ben scene

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:30:22 No.101458741 Report

Quoted By: >>101458795

>>101458688
>GIVE ME A HORSE
>We don't sell horses. We've got dogs
>GIVE ME ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO RIDE THEN
But the stuff with Odin and Loki was legit serious. Hell even Thor 2 handled their relationship seriously. Even Ragnarok managed to give some insight to their relationship beyond the jokes.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:30:58 No.101458747 Report

Quoted By: >>101458765 >>101458827 >>101459120

>>101458727
Dark Knight Returns

Also most of the Batman/Superman run

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:32:32 No.101458765 Report

Quoted By: >>101458817 >>101459241

>>101458747
The Dark Knight Returns, the story where Batman very decidedly does not kill anyone and where we have plenty of humorous talking heads on TV? The story where Superman is a government lackey?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:32:33 No.101458766 Report

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>>101458437
None of the jokes in IW were funny to me (maybe a few), yet the movie was still unintentionally hilarious. Thanos throwing Gamora off the cliff and crying and "I don't feel so good" are two standouts for me. It's a movie that takes itself way too seriously.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:32:34 No.101458767 Report

Quoted By: >>101458848 >>101462164

>>101458683
Batman murdering people left and right, also wanting ti kill Suprman for no real reason whatsoever
Superman being able to rescue Lois everytime she gets on trouble, but somehow being unable to do so for heir own mother
Lex sticking his fingers on a politic's mouth and peeing on the desk of another
Ghost pa kent and his stories about drowning horses
WW disapearing for a century except not really, we better retcon that one in the next film because it's stupid lol
Doomsday is Bizarro, but thats ok because THE REAL Doomsday is on space somewhere

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:33:36 No.101458778 Report

Quoted By: >>101458805 >>101458815 >>101459203

>>101458726
Pretty sure Black Panther is the most serious one so far

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:35:14 No.101458795 Report

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>>101458741
The first Thor movie had jokes, sure, but the movie was not affraid to have slow moments, characters sometimes just talking about life and not about things that just happend or things that are about to happen regarding the plot, plotlines that happen during several days and you can tell.

While current Marvel films seem to be expository dialogue, followed by jokes, followed by characters loudly explaining their motivations or character arcs and there are almsot no trace of characters having a personal life anymore, even in Homecoming Peter felt hollow as a character

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:35:29 No.101458798 Report

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>>101458683
The source material was the Dark Knight Returns and the Death of Superman. I'm sure you read them, and now are realizing how retarded it is to suggest that they are similar to those works in any manner beyond the superficial.
You could argue though that the tone is consistent with modern age DC comics in general, i.e. totally nonsensical, often melodramatic, and less jokey than Marlel. But I don't think anyone actually wants comic book movies to be like comics that the big two make in the modern age. They either want movies that are just movies (MCU), or movies that are like classic runs or stories (nothing in existence currently).

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:35:56 No.101458805 Report

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>>101458778
>I nevah freeze
>freezes
What did they mean by this?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:37:02 No.101458815 Report

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>>101458778
Not even. It's got a lot of jokes, corny moments, and scenes that are hard to take seriously.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:37:11 No.101458817 Report

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>>101458765
>e we have plenty of humorous talking heads on TV?

Subtle satire, not over the top jokes ''I have bigger turds than you! LMAO'' like in the Marvel films.

Also Batman didn't kill anyone in BvS, he just didn't give a fuck about criminal's safety when he was fighting crime, so if they got killed while fighting the Bat, then sucks to be then, just like in Dark Knight Returns

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:37:36 No.101458823 Report

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>>101458437
RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:38:15 No.101458827 Report

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>>101458747
>Dark Knight Returns
Not at all, is like Snyder just saw the pictures for 5 seconds and fucked up.
DKR Bruce never wanted to kill Superman, especially not about MUH GOD ALIEN bullshit, he just wanted to make a power statment to the USA bozos controling Clark and used the fight as a means to fake his death as well, he also hates guns on this comic, making a point of it being a weapon from the enemy and stating that murder isnt a method he condondes
And Superman, damn aside the bit he's hit with a nuke, DKR Clark is the polar oposite of BvS Clark, who is more close to Injustice Superman if anything, edgy MK guy is the only source that comes close to edgy Snyder

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:39:01 No.101458832 Report

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>>101458817
Batman directly murdered multiple people in the movie. You probably forgot though as you were caught up in all the noise and stupidity.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:39:26 No.101458838 Report

Quoted By: >>101459102 >>101459129 >>101459132

>>101458437
As much as /co/ has shitfits about that complaint, you are absolutely correct. That is my top issue with the MCU. I recently saw "Thor Ragnarok," and that was such a glaring problem. Whenever anything feels emotional or tense, it's pulled away for someone saying something wacky. Humor is fine when it's placed in a way that doesn't derail the tension you're trying to build, but MCU movies almost go out of their way to prevent you from taking anything seriously story-wise. I can't feel invested when you won't let me.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:40:50 No.101458847 Report

Quoted By: >>101458862

>>101458817
You clearly didn't watch BvS, stop posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkQS7q6sT0

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:40:53 No.101458848 Report

Quoted By: >>101458975 >>101459392 >>101459522 >>101459605 >>101462055

>>101458767

1- Batman didn't kill a single person in the movie.

2- Batman blames Superman for the destruction of Metropolis and people dying.

3- The Lex thing didn't happen like that and doesn't make the movie bad even if you didn't like the scene.

4- The story about Pa Kent made sense, he did something bad and he felt bad afterwards, nothing wrong with that.

5- WW disapearing has more to do with her own movie, it doesn't hurt BvS.

6- And...? Doesn't make the movie bad.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:41:56 No.101458862 Report

Quoted By: >>101458975 >>101459522

>>101458847
>>101458832

Give me a single example of Batman directly killing a single person in that movie.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:42:38 No.101458874 Report

Quoted By: >>101458917

>>101458817
>Subtle satire,
Yes, something BvS had NONE of. Don't try to change the subject and make this about Marvel, this is about DC.
>Also Batman didn't kill anyone in BvS
HE DROVE HIS CAR INTO PEOPLE
HE SHOT A TANK THAT EXPLODED
Fucking hell you can't survive that kind of shit.
> just like in Dark Knight Returns
No, nothing like that at all.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:45:52 No.101458913 Report

Quoted By: >>101458935

>>101458734
>one minute after the uncle Ben scene

It did.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:45:57 No.101458917 Report

Quoted By: >>101458928

>>101458874
>HE DROVE HIS CAR INTO PEOPLE
>HE SHOT A TANK THAT EXPLODED

Where are the bodies? Nowhere, the movie never said that he killed those people.

''B-but logic dictates that-'' if we go by logic then every single version of Batman is leaving countless of people with brain damage and eventual deaths, a person can die by getting punched in the face really hard.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:46:41 No.101458928 Report

Quoted By: >>101458999

>>101458917
>Where are the bodies? Nowhere, the movie never said that he killed those people.
Okay. I stand corrected.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:47:03 No.101458935 Report

Quoted By: >>101459246

>>101458913
Which was the joke? I don't remember a single one being made during those parts

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:50:09 No.101458966 Report

Quoted By: >>101462082

>>101458437

Wow, imagine being this autistic.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:51:19 No.101458975 Report

Quoted By: >>101459016 >>101459270

>>101458848
Again, stop posting, if anything he was ready to even kill Clark if not for the MARTHAAA shit,Snyder couldnt stray further away from DKR's point even if he had tired, nothing in that mmovie shows a bit of respect for the source material

Batman, AKA world's greatest detective blaming Superman is moronic because the culprit was Zod, who Superman stoped while saving everyone he could

Lex Luthor, acting nothing like Luthor and chanelling something more aking to Erick Cartman, peed in a jar to prank a senator he was going to murder anyway and somehow put it on her desk whitouth no one noticing there was a stinky jar of piss there

I'M YOUR DEAD FATHER, DROWN THE HORSES INVINCIBLE SON! will never make sense no matter how drunk you are

WW becoming edgy was a corner Snyder painteh the whole DCEU universe into, "I helped in WW1, but since I hate war, but not really, I never wanted to fight again, except I did, because there is no hope for mankind, except there is, because I Diana love hope and love!"

And yes, making Bizarro into DD clearly shows tons of respect for the source material too!

Also, don't even start the "movie isnt bad" talk, BvS was a pile of shit, even whitouth taking into account how it disregard the source material
>>101458862
Watch the fucking video you asswipe

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:53:43 No.101458999 Report

Quoted By: >>101459025

>>101458928
They clearly needed to put big neon I'M DEAD X_X signs hanging off the 30+ people batman murdered in the movie for snyderfags to get it, same way they put a big Jesus painting right next to Superman in case you don't get Snyder believes Superman is GOD

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:55:08 No.101459016 Report

Quoted By: >>101459120

>>101458975
>Again, stop posting, if anything he was ready to even kill Clark if not for the MARTHAAA shit,Snyder couldnt stray further away from DKR

I never said that BvS was adapting Dark Knight Returns.

I said that just like Dark Knight Returns, BvS is a serious story involving those two characters and philosophical themes being what moves the plot fordward.

I think that the rest of your criticisms are just: Mentioning the plot + buzzwords so I don't have anything else to say to you.

>Watch the fucking video you asswipe

What for? I already know that is going to nitpick bullshit like ''See? A person in real life would be dead in this scenario, so Batman killed him even if the movie doesn't said so!'' stupid shit

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 05:56:10 No.101459025 Report

Quoted By: >>101459120

>>101458999
Batman never killed a single person in that movie, what a waste of trips

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:03:31 No.101459102 Report

Quoted By: >>101459121 >>101459148

>>101458838
>. That is my top issue with the MCU. I recently saw "Thor Ragnarok," and that was such a glaring problem. Whenever anything feels emotional or tense, it's pulled away for someone saying something wacky.

This is why I haven't bothered with Thor Ragnarok, Dr. Strange, Spider-man homecoming and Black Panther.

I just know that they are going to water down the story as to not bore normies and little kids so they will never tell great stories again

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:06:35 No.101459120 Report

Quoted By: >>101459238

>>101459016
>I never said that BvS was adapting Dark Knight Returns.
moving goalposts now huh? good night >>101458747
>>101458817
>>101459025
>What for?
Ok retards

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:06:45 No.101459121 Report

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>>101459102
Doctor Strange suffers from reshoots that added quips more than Ragnarok does. Black Panther has far fewer jokes than most of their movies do.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:07:21 No.101459129 Report

Quoted By: >>101460016

>>101458838
Thor Ragnarok isn't an example of a potentially good story with dramatic character arcs being watered down with comedy. What can laughably be referred to as the plot is only a threadbare excuse to create jokes and CGI fight scenes. And really those jokes and fight scenes aren't bad, the movie is entertaining for those. But it may as well not even have a story. It's like a sitcom with a high budget and action scenes.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:07:28 No.101459132 Report

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desu, I actually felt Infinity War took itself TOO seriously. Rather than tone down the humor I would tone down the gravitas.
>>101458838
To be fair re: Ragnarok, that's probably the most comedic MCU of all. It was always supposed to be more action/comedy than drama.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:08:07 No.101459140 Report

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>>101458437
Stop watching MCU, it's not for you.
Read the comics instead.
Post MCU on /tv/.
Post comics on /co/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:09:09 No.101459148 Report

Quoted By: >>101459162

>>101459102
>they will never tell great stories again
X-Men First Class is the best Marvel story on film. Can we imagine Marvel Studios doing something that serious?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:10:29 No.101459162 Report

Quoted By: >>101459195

>>101459148
>X-Men First Class
Is that the one where Wolverine has a cameo where all he says is "Fuck off"?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:13:57 No.101459195 Report

Quoted By: >>101459204

>>101459162
Yes. Charles and Eric are trying to bring mutants together as a community in 1962, and all Wolverine says is "fuck off."

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:14:46 No.101459197 Report

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>>101458437
>dc movies are gritty as fuck
>also most of them are shit
FUCK this gay earth
if i want to see a fun film with faggots punching each other through buildings i have to settle for the retarded ass 20/QPM mcu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:15:13 No.101459203 Report

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>>101458778
>>101458726

It's between Winter Soldier and MAYYYYBE The Incredible Hulk

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:15:16 No.101459204 Report

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>>101459195
That's fucking mature as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:16:47 No.101459224 Report

Quoted By: >>101459268

>I hate that this movie is the most serious MCU film
It's not though. Both Captain America sequels are more consistently serious in terms of characters and tone. Apart from the air port fight and Spiderman in CW, the characters don't joke around with each other through the whole thing, and the usual quipster Tony is depressed and looks like he wants to kill himself for 80% of the movie.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:17:41 No.101459238 Report

Quoted By: >>101462929

>>101459120
>>I never said that BvS was adapting Dark Knight Returns.

Quote me saying that ever in this thread, you can't.

You are just reading what you want so you can post your buzzwords

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:18:03 No.101459241 Report

Quoted By: >>101459298

>>101458765

Batman straight up murders a member of the mutants with a machine gun in Dark Knight Returns, just an FYI.

On a side note the coldest shit he does is shaming the general into killing himself.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:18:26 No.101459246 Report

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>>101458935

did you forget the part when Peter rushes to Uncle Ben just as he's dying and Ben says, "my only regret is that i won't live to see the day of the rope" or when Peter caught up to the robber guy and he starts describing in graphic detail how he jammed his dick into the bullet wound? Really now?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:20:14 No.101459268 Report

Quoted By: >>101459338

>>101459224
>the characters don't joke around with each other through the whole thing

The whole movie still feels dumbed down, too many random action scenes every 5 minutes and characters suffer from the same ''all we can talk is about things that make the plot move fordward and this movie happens in like a day's worth of time''

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:20:22 No.101459270 Report

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>>101458975

Batman kills aliens in the comics, at that point he views Supes as an alien.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:22:39 No.101459298 Report

Quoted By: >>101459359 >>101459564

>>101459241
READ THE COMIC YOU RETARD
>Taking a life is a line I have not crossed in the 30 years I've been doing this
That line was AFTER the page where you THINK he killed someone.
For fuck's sake man. READ MOTHERFUCKER
READ

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:26:46 No.101459338 Report

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>>101459268
Considering the godawful source material they had to work with, I think they improved it quite a bit. Could have been improved further by addressing the problems you mention, but moments that were supposed to be serious (Mom blaming Tony for death of her son, Rhodey falling, Winter Soldier killing Tony's parents, Iron Man vs Bucky and Cap ) were treated as such.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:29:09 No.101459359 Report

Quoted By: >>101459466 >>101459701

>>101459298
>That line was AFTER the page where you THINK he killed someone.

Oh you think that a person can walk after being shot by a machine gun?

That guy is dead even if the bullets were made out of rubber

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:31:23 No.101459392 Report

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>>101458848
>1- Batman didn't kill a single person in the movie.
oh I guess he just... non-lethally detonated that guy's flamethrower
and he used his non-lethal rockets mounted on the batmobile
non-lethally of course

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:36:48 No.101459466 Report

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>>101459359
Dead people don't make "o" faces.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:40:37 No.101459522 Report

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>>101458848
>>101458862
>Batman didn't kill a single person in the movie.
Nigga he fucking stabbed a guy directly in the shoulder blade during the warehouse fight. And then that Warehouse blew up.
I can deal with people dying in the batmobile sections because you can say it was indirect, but there's nothing indirect about fucking stabbing a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:43:21 No.101459564 Report

Quoted By: >>101459580 >>101459641 >>101459654 >>101459662

>>101459298

I'm talking about the mutant holding the baby hostage, the "believe me I'll do it" part. Batman straight up shoots the guy with a machine guy and the guy's body flies out the window after being riddled with bullets. I'm not talking about the part in the Batmobile when he assault the mutants at the dump. Also, why the fuck would the mutants have a gun loaded with rubber bullets, and it's their gun Batman uses.

But sure, tell me more about how that mutant isn't gunned down by Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:44:51 No.101459580 Report

Quoted By: >>101459619

>>101459564
>guy's body flies out the window after being riddled with bullets
Want to know how I know you never read DKR?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:46:59 No.101459605 Report

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>>101458848
>That doesn't make the movie bad
That's not a good argument for why it's supposedly good. Lex Luthor alone is so embarrassing in it he could ruin the movie on his own, but on top of Lex, we have terrible pacing and characterization. Absurd dialogue and reasoning for these characters to fight and eventually make up. AND then we have extra nonsensical scenes building up to later movies at the expense of character development. Or fuck, even any form of 'character', Superman and Batman are supposed to be opposites tonal and personality-wise, but both are dull, stonefaced and depressed.

Watching it was a bizarre experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:48:12 No.101459619 Report

Quoted By: >>101459928

>>101459580
Because the body doesn't fly out of the window. Wow. His point still stands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:50:04 No.101459641 Report

Quoted By: >>101460131

>>101459564
>I'm talking about the mutant holding the baby hostage, the "believe me I'll do it" part
AFTER WHICH BATMAN SAYS THE LINE I QUOTED
IT'S LIKE ONE OR TWO PAGES LATER FOR FUCK'S SAKE
READ MOTHERFUCKER
DON'T JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURES
REEEEAAAAAD
>tell me more about how that mutant isn't gunned down by Batman
But he is. He's shot. This is true. And yet Batman did not kill him. Isn't that fascinating? It's like comic books are unrealistic or something.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:50:47 No.101459654 Report

Quoted By: >>101460131

>>101459564
OH NO NO NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPdRaCeL07g

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:51:08 No.101459662 Report

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>>101459564
>Batman straight up shoots the guy with a machine guy and the guy's body flies out the window after being riddled with bullets
And I thought Zack Snyder's "shoots him right between the eyes" was bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:54:28 No.101459693 Report

Quoted By: >>101459706 >>101459733 >>101462683

Is this site still getting violently autistic over the concept of movies having jokes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:55:08 No.101459701 Report

Quoted By: >>101459782

>>101459359
It's a fucking comic book you dingus. Unrealistic shit tends to happen. It is made clear that they are non-lethal rubber bullets and Batman does not kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:55:19 No.101459706 Report

Quoted By:

>>101459693
Movies used to be serious business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:55:24 No.101459707 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458442
FPBP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:57:13 No.101459733 Report

Quoted By: >>101459751

>>101459693
No: DC just shit the bed in a major way so the Chads are trying desperately to deflect the blowback coming this Wednesday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:59:11 No.101459751 Report

Quoted By: >>101459769

>>101459733
>this Wednesday
What's going on this Wednesday? Is it movie related or is is when the Batman comic is going to be released?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:01:01 No.101459769 Report

Quoted By: >>101459792

>>101459751
Batman not getting married is happening, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:01:57 No.101459782 Report

Quoted By: >>101459841 >>101459920

>>101459701
>It's a fucking comic book you dingus. Unrealistic shit tends to happen. It is made clear that they are non-lethal rubber bullets and Batman does not kill.

Oh yeah but when a movie does it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:02:19 No.101459792 Report

Quoted By: >>101459807

>>101459769
Man I still can't believe it. At least Superman died before they brought him back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:03:34 No.101459807 Report

Quoted By: >>101459816

>>101459792
It was all part of Bane's master plan anon. It was him all along!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:04:11 No.101459816 Report

Quoted By:

>>101459807
Crashing this wedding
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:06:17 No.101459841 Report

Quoted By: >>101460049

>>101459782
Except it didn't. Just scroll up a bit and you can read Snyder saying his Batman is a mass murderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:14:05 No.101459920 Report

Quoted By: >>101460049

>>101459782
Nice goalpost moving. Anon claims Batman kills goons in the movie because he does so in the comic. It is proven Batman does in fact, not kill. And now you're trying to pretend he doesn't kill in the movie you, when you or whoever made the original post + Synder defended it by claiming it took place in the comics as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:14:39 No.101459928 Report

Quoted By:

>>101459619
No it doesnt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:23:13 No.101460016 Report

Quoted By: >>101460031

>>101459129
>Odin, a character long established in the MCU dies
>All of Thor's friends die
>A scorn child of Odin comes back to reclaim what she had been denied
>A fire demon swears the end of Thor's home

>There's no way to make that feel tense

If Simonson did it, then MCU has no excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:24:46 No.101460031 Report

Quoted By: >>101460063 >>101461640

>>101460016
>Simonson
Ragnarok & Roll was the name of an issue during his run. So fucking serious, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:27:18 No.101460049 Report

Quoted By: >>101460104 >>101460156

>>101459920
>>101459841

I want multiple examples of Snyder saying that, I know that MCU tards have a hate boner for Zack Snyder so they are going to nitpick every single word that comes from his mouth as if that was the complete truth or just downright lying about what he said.

I still remember one of the WB producers saying ''our movies are no joke'' being translated into ''BREAKING NEWS! DC HAS A POLICY AGAINST HAVING JOKES AND HUMOR IN THEIR MOVIES!!! LITERALLY NO JOKES AND FUN ALLOWED!!!!!''

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:28:21 No.101460063 Report

Quoted By: >>101460074 >>101460081

>>101460031
>Ragnarok & Roll was the name of an issue during his run.
Oh yeah, a name of an issue means that the content suddenly is overly comedic, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:30:10 No.101460074 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460063
It does kind of set the tone. That and there being a character called Beta Ray Bill. I mean seriously, why are you so upset that they're not being dark and brooding when the source material is like this. I own the Simonson omnibus and Planet Hulk and I still think Thor Ragnarok is a good movie no matter how much it changed those stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:31:32 No.101460081 Report

Quoted By: >>101460113

>>101460063
Anon, Thor turns into a frog in Simonson's run. A frog that wears Thor clothes. You're not gonna win this argument.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:33:47 No.101460104 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460049
>I want multiple examples
>It's all a conspiracy against Snyder!
>MCU tards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:34:49 No.101460113 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460081
The war between the frogs and the rats and the crocodiles in central park was actually more epic than Ragnarok itself and I wish they adapt it for the movies.
Also there was the Judge Dredd parody from the future who used mind-control beams on people who jaywalked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:36:53 No.101460131 Report

Quoted By: >>101460145 >>101460179

>>101459641

Holy shit, the character with established mental health issues doesn't have a great grasp of reality and lies to himself? No way!

Also, lets say the dude who he riddles with bullets at close range with a machine gun survives miraculously, and lets say it isn't so miraculously but rather "because it's Batman"; why does that mean that "because it's Batman" doesn't apply to Batman in Batman v Superman?

>>101459654
The comic and movie do that scene differently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:37:28 No.101460138 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458437
>most serious MCU Film

That's not winter solider

>I don't like comedy as levity

Okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:38:14 No.101460145 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460131
>established mental health issues
This is Batman, not Moon Knight.
>Also, lets say the dude who he riddles with bullets at close range
One shot. That's not riddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:38:51 No.101460155 Report

Quoted By: >>101460171

>>101458559
The problem is that other franchises and genres are getting the MCU treatment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:38:57 No.101460156 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460049
>I want multiple examples of Snyder saying that
Why don't you instead find ONE example of someone involved in the production of the movie claiming Batman does not kill anyone in it or at least some scene in DKR where he kills someone, and not due to lack of reading comprehension?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:39:15 No.101460159 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458437
Not fault you stupid nigger, we warned what may happen, we warned you about disney buying out marvel... But nah you fell for your god dam fucking stupidity you brainlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:40:20 No.101460171 Report

Quoted By: >>101460186

>>101460155
>he thinks the MCU popularized the idea of quippy action movies
Ya never watched Die Hard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:41:06 No.101460179 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460131
>The comic and movie do that scene differently.
Only slightly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:41:42 No.101460186 Report

Quoted By: >>101460237

>>101460171
NO! DIE HARD IS KINO! THERE ARE NO QUIPS IN IT! REEEEE
MAHVEL BAD! REEEEEE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 07:48:41 No.101460237 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460186

Die Hard is overrated as fuck. Alan Rickman is basically the only good thing in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 11:45:31 No.101461640 Report

Quoted By:

>>101460031
It at least treated the material with enough weight for me to give a shit. Ragnarok didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:45:39 No.101462055 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458848
>Batman didn't kill a single person in the movie.
What about KGBeast? Or those guys batman shot with the Batmobile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:47:42 No.101462082 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458966
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:49:58 No.101462097 Report

Quoted By: >>101462129

>>101458437
>Superman: Is she with you?
>Batman, who has met Wonder Woman multiple times and literally directly told her to show up to the fight today: I thought she was with you...

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2 Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:52:00 No.101462116 Report

Quoted By: >>101462130 >>101462168

>>101458437

>Why is Gamora?

That was added by Batista... Marvel didn't script that Batista just wanted to add a bit of him into the movie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:53:26 No.101462129 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462097
Yeah there are quips in DC movies, they're just so unfunny and stupid people don't really realize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:53:27 No.101462130 Report

Quoted By: >>101462143 >>101462156

>>101462116
>complaining about a genuinely funny ad-libbed line that fits the character that said it perfectly

Go re-watch the theatrical cut of BvS, mr. No-Fun-Allowed Robot.

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2 Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:54:50 No.101462143 Report

Quoted By: >>101462166 >>101462168 >>101462183

>>101462130

I'm responding to the faggot who's crying about it!

I'm defending Batista you sperg!

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2

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mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2 Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:55:55 No.101462156 Report

Quoted By: >>101462183

>>101462130

t. literal brainlet go re-watch my comment and see who i was replying to!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:56:45 No.101462164 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458767
>Doomsday is Bizarro
>Snyder has new dialogue added in the 5th Anniversry Extra Ultimate Edition
"Me am not Bizarro! Me am in GOOD movie!”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:56:47 No.101462166 Report

Quoted By: >>101462186

>>101462143
>tripfag with reddit spacing and two exclamation points calls literally any single other person a sperg
Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:56:52 No.101462168 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462143
Oops, my bad, meant to reply to OP >>101462116

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:57:48 No.101462174 Report

Quoted By:

>>>/tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:58:40 No.101462183 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462143
>>101462156
You forgot to turn off the trip to samefag, huh retard?

mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2

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mo0t !Ep8pVkrWN2 Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:58:51 No.101462186 Report

Quoted By: >>101462267 >>101462437

>>101462166

What's the matter, fag?! Can't into my writing like me?!??

Been posting with this trip and spacing since 2011! Call me new again! I dare you!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMMb75EjgB8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:05:23 No.101462241 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458437
It's a movie made for kids, it can't be 100% serious, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:06:32 No.101462254 Report

Quoted By:

>101462186
>spergs out to prove he isn't a sperg
>invents someone calling him new and freaks out over it when it wasn't said at all
>thinks he's cool for annoying a stranger just doing his job
What a fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:07:38 No.101462267 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462186
>Call me new again! I dare you!!!!!!!!!!
Could you point to where he called you new the first time, mister retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:25:26 No.101462437 Report

Quoted By: >>101462958

>>101462186

You're such a fag...

Also, 2011 is newfag territory you fucking name-fagging newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:26:34 No.101462446 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458472
>t. rabbit shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:43:28 No.101462622 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458437
You may not like it, but this is what makes money. Adapting comics don't matter anymore. They just need a face and a name and movie goers will just eat it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:49:32 No.101462683 Report

Quoted By: >>101462769

>>101459693
People shit on what's popular because that's guaranteed to get the most attention. The MCU is incredibly popular, so they're just going to keep whining about the same shit until it's not popular anymore.

Most of it comes from low self-esteem, and a desire to feel better than the masses for not liking something that's popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:58:31 No.101462769 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462683
This. 4chan has been full of contrarians for years and years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 14:02:27 No.101462811 Report

Quoted By:

>>101458437
Oh I'm sorry that the GoTG kept a consistent tone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 14:15:50 No.101462929 Report

Quoted By:

>>101459238

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 14:19:18 No.101462958 Report

Quoted By:

>>101462437
>Calls someone a redditor newfag for using reddit spacing
>WHILE using reddit spacing
Really makes you think.

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