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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 03:17:14 2018 No.101292308 View Reply Original Report

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What if Superman was black?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:18:43 No.101292354 Report

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>>101292308
He would still not be as well-written and deep as All Might, written by Kouhei Morikoshi, AKA the new Alan Moore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:19:01 No.101292360 Report

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>>101292308
Man of Steel would make more sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:19:35 No.101292376 Report

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>>101292308
WE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:20:25 No.101292407 Report

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>>101292308
He's Superman if he can inspire hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:21:26 No.101292441 Report

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He'd be a supercriminal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:22:09 No.101292464 Report

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>>101292407
But does he inspire as much hope as All Might?

I'm not sure...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:22:36 No.101292489 Report

Quoted By: >>101292550

He'd never be recognized because all blacks look the same. No glasses needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:23:47 No.101292550 Report

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>>101292489
Never understood this line of thinking. Asians look far more like each other than blacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:25:30 No.101292635 Report

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>>101292308
Ma and Pa Kent would have lynched him when they found him. It is Kansas after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:26:33 No.101292673 Report

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>>101292550
Probably has to do with being around your certain races more and not interacting much with others.

I ain’t gonna lie, most white people look the same to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:26:49 No.101292686 Report

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>>101292550
All races have similar looking people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:28:59 No.101292756 Report

Quoted By: >>101292800 >>101292880 >>101293834 >>101294029

He would a low life super criminal, stealing liquor and cigs.
Africans have an under-developed prefrontal cortex that does not allow them to understand the consequences of their actions.
He would only do what is in his best interest:
The usual for a person of African descent:
Rape, Steal, and Kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:30:12 No.101292800 Report

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>>101292756
Who let you out your containment board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:30:50 No.101292822 Report

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He wouldn't be black, he'd still be an alien

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:32:50 No.101292880 Report

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>>101292441
>>101292756
This without irony...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:33:26 No.101292902 Report

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Not gonna lie, I've always been against black Superman because I've always thought only a white guy can be dorky enough to pull off the costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:35:16 No.101292965 Report

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>>101292308
considering nothing else changes... probably nothing different. he might feel some extra pressure because he is black and that takes precedence in whatever he would do, but other than that, not much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:37:27 No.101293051 Report

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>>101292308
He would objectively be a better character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:41:36 No.101293204 Report

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>>101292965
>>101293051
So, you two SJW's have never actually made a trip down to the hood.
We aren't talking about the 10% you interact with that have been race-mixed a hundred or so years down the line and skate by in university.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:43:33 No.101293293 Report

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>>101293204
Nah, Blacks are genually nice people especially if you can make them laugh. I'm half-black and half-Hispanic myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:46:25 No.101293382 Report

Quoted By: >>101293485 >>101293641

Superman is a fucking alien, who cares?

More interesting would be if he was raised by kind-hearted ghetto people instead of two country bumpkins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:49:18 No.101293485 Report

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>>101293382
....ok. i like that idea; it reminds me of superhombre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:50:04 No.101293505 Report

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>>101293293

>Ha, ha! You funny, cracka. Now gimme dat wallet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:52:23 No.101293575 Report

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>>101292308
Steel already exists
Now what if Captain America was Native American?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:52:25 No.101293576 Report

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His outfit is the only good part about Val-Zod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:52:29 No.101293577 Report

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>>101292308
I prefer the president black Superman.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:52:56 No.101293591 Report

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>>101292308
He would be the Man of Steal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:53:27 No.101293606 Report

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>>101293577
And I prefer Sunshine Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:53:40 No.101293614 Report

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He would be less powerful. Since dark skin is actually a defense against solar radiation absorption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:54:28 No.101293636 Report

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>>101292308

Just imagine. A man capable of stealing hundreds of bikes in a blink of an eye.

Filling out government hand-out forms so fast, they nearly catch fire.

"Tyrone! Did you fill out that job application for The Daily Planet yet?"
"Nooo...a job application....so weak....my super-human strength...leaving...me."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:54:37 No.101293641 Report

Quoted By: >>101293760

>>101293382
I feel like keeping his secret would be harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:54:48 No.101293647 Report

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I don't think I would think of him any differently. Superman, as an idea, is bigger than any image or man, just like it's difficult to conceptualize God. Superman is about your deeds, your intentions, striving to be the best you can be. He shows us this and we strive to emulate him. He is a Christ-like figure this way. Would you think differently of Jesus if he were black? No, because he's fucking Jesus Christ and I would weep in his presence if he were purple.

Also Superman is an alien so it doesn't really matter what his "race" is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:55:42 No.101293673 Report

Quoted By: >>101293726 >>101293732 >>101293774 >>101293830 >>101293868

Impossible. It's Kansas, Martha would never let one of "those" into her home.

There is no such thing as a European Batman either. Bruce Wayne and his parents go watch a film and then go home. End of story.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:57:09 No.101293726 Report

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>>101293673
>There is no such thing as a European Batman either. Bruce Wayne and his parents go watch a film and then go home. End of story.
kek, what a good fucking post man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:57:22 No.101293732 Report

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>>101293673
It's ok. Jon and Marth Kentstein would raise and exploit the coloured child to further their Zionist agenda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:57:54 No.101293749 Report

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>a black alien baby crash-lands in Kansas
>is immediately murdered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:58:08 No.101293760 Report

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>>101293641

It would be easier. Blacks all look alike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:58:32 No.101293774 Report

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>>101293673
>There is no such thing as a European Batman either.
>Bruce Wayne and his parents go watch a film and then go home.
Not these days. Now his parents would be killed by "Refugees" and he would be sold as a sex slave.
And Babs and at least Jason would be victims of grooming gangs.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:58:51 No.101293780 Report

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What if Lois were black ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:59:29 No.101293796 Report

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>>101292308
he wouldn't be very super then, would he?

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 03:59:38 No.101293805 Report

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Probably Icon.

>rocket crashed on Earth, raised as a slave
>immortal
>is a conservative lawyer in the 90s, doesn't use his powers because he doesn't want to stand out
>uses his powers to fight a home invader, is seen by the girl that becomes his sidekick
>doesn't understand modern black people but wants to help
>has a sassy sidekick because he needs her to understand these newfangled kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:00:46 No.101293830 Report

Quoted By: >>101293882

>>101293673

"Such a shame. We made all knives illegal and this gent and his wife were stabbed by a refugee 48 times.. Don't they know you're supposed to bin your knife?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:00:54 No.101293834 Report

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>>101292756
But what if he was raised by a stable black family in the New York suburbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:01:48 No.101293868 Report

Quoted By: >>101293951 >>101294000

>>101293673
Martha is gang raped by some Muslims. Thomas is imprissoned for offensive discrimination for reporting the ethnic and religious background of the attackers to the police. Bruce grows up to give away the family fortune to African migrants and lobbies for social justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:02:09 No.101293882 Report

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>>101293830
"We're still not entirely sure why none of them tried to, you know, move away from the man with the knife, but I'm sure some supervillain will take credit for it in 30 years."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:02:09 No.101293884 Report

Quoted By: >>101294046

>>101293834

>New York
>stable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:03:48 No.101293951 Report

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>>101293868

Hope you're not posting that in the UK. Posting any negative comments regarding crimes commited by Muslims will land you a year in jail minimum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:04:26 No.101293985 Report

Quoted By: >>101294055

>>101293204
>If you head to dangerous areas you’ll find dangerous people

Wow Anon, I never knew. I’ll go get my opinion on the white race from meth ridden trailer trash hick towns.

Plus hood black people are pretty nice. I like going down there to get some liquor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:04:49 No.101294000 Report

Quoted By: >>101294232 >>101294351 >>101294416 >>101295386

>>101293868
Imagine Bruce Wayne using his vast fortune to actually save millions of people instead of designing futuristic gear to better punch people with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:05:21 No.101294029 Report

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>>101292756
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:05:51 No.101294046 Report

Quoted By: >>101294113

>>101293884
Hi Cletus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:06:08 No.101294055 Report

Quoted By: >>101294130

>>101293985

>Driving to the hood specifically to buy liquor.

I hope you don't take anyone else down one day with your stupidity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:06:27 No.101294068 Report

Quoted By: >>101294088

>>101292800
He's not wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:06:59 No.101294088 Report

Quoted By: >>101294172

>>101294068
Yes he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:07:39 No.101294113 Report

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>>101294046
>if you don't live in a big city you're a redneck
????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:08:00 No.101294130 Report

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>>101294055
Sometimes my girlfriend comes with me. The store owner loves shooting the shit with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:08:15 No.101294136 Report

Quoted By: >>101294173

>>101292800

>Implying most of every other board doesn't share the same beliefs as /pol/, aside from a handful of Reddit/Tumblr faggots that frequent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:09:01 No.101294172 Report

Quoted By: >>101294212

>>101294088
Care to explain why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:09:03 No.101294173 Report

Quoted By: >>101294256

>>101294136
Stop samefagging. And go back to your containment board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:10:01 No.101294210 Report

Quoted By: >>101294288

>>101294130

Got news for you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:10:04 No.101294212 Report

Quoted By: >>101294227

>>101294172
Because he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:10:26 No.101294227 Report

Quoted By: >>101294253

>>101294212
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:10:40 No.101294232 Report

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>>101294000
CEO, chairman, president of a giant multinational conglo!erate. Could single handly redevelop Gotham's economy and education.

Instead he puts on bondage gear and fucks burglars on rooftops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:11:23 No.101294253 Report

Quoted By: >>101294291

>>101294227
Because it’s flat out wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:11:27 No.101294256 Report

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>>101294173
Sounds like you need to go back to your containment site, reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:12:25 No.101294288 Report

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>>101294210
You’re an Incel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:12:29 No.101294291 Report

Quoted By: >>101294320

>>101294253
How do you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:13:26 No.101294320 Report

Quoted By: >>101294388 >>101294391

>>101294291
Because I do.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:13:37 No.101294327 Report

Quoted By: >>101294423

>/pol/ getting BTFO again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:14:40 No.101294351 Report

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>>101294000
Sorry not getting brainfucked by Starro 6 times over just isn't enough for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:15:56 No.101294388 Report

Quoted By: >>101294436

>>101294320
but why do you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:15:58 No.101294391 Report

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>>101294320
Proof? Source? Evidence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:16:41 No.101294416 Report

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>>101294000
>Gotham still the most crime-ridden shithole on the planet

Violence really does breed violence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:17:02 No.101294423 Report

Quoted By: >>101294567

>>101294327
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:17:30 No.101294436 Report

Quoted By: >>101294479 >>101294539

>>101294388
Because I just do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:18:55 No.101294479 Report

Quoted By: >>101294487

>>101294436
But you're wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:19:14 No.101294487 Report

Quoted By: >>101294539 >>101294611

>>101294479
But I’m not. I’m right.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:20:58 No.101294539 Report

Quoted By: >>101294641

>>101294487
>>101294436
but why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:21:48 No.101294567 Report

Quoted By: >>101294640

>>101294423
>crying that people make fun of /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:23:09 No.101294611 Report

Quoted By: >>101294681

>>101294487
Yes you are. You're wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:24:18 No.101294640 Report

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>>101294567
>things i don't like are /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:24:21 No.101294641 Report

Quoted By: >>101294915

>>101294539
But why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:25:13 No.101294673 Report

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Does anybody have that page from Morrison's Action Comics where Lex is trying to tell everybody he doesn't hate Superman because he's black?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:25:24 No.101294681 Report

Quoted By: >>101294836

>>101294611
I am right. Prove me wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:29:01 No.101294836 Report

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>>101294681
You haven't explained why you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:31:09 No.101294915 Report

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>>101294641
but why not why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:34:14 No.101295052 Report

Quoted By: >>101295139 >>101295500

>>101292308

What happens to that black superman? He got a good origin story.

And I love his costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:36:25 No.101295139 Report

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>>101295052
earth 2 got shit and then got cancelled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:38:47 No.101295245 Report

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They would be forced to put race shit in the comic. If they didn’t no one would care about him. Especially in today’s social climate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:42:26 No.101295386 Report

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>>101294000
That's what he spends his day hours doing.
He only punches people in funny costumes at night.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:43:56 No.101295444 Report

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Well, this thread isn't a total fucking disaster that no one could have predicted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:44:38 No.101295475 Report

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>>101293575

what if Cap was still Cap, but Falcon was native american (which holy shit would have made so much sense)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jun 2018 04:45:23 No.101295500 Report

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>>101295052
>He got a good origin story.
It was a shitty rip off of Flashpoint Superman.
After he crashed onto Earth he was raised in a secret government bunker.
Except that he somehow got to develop completely normally, save for the agoraphobia that he got over real fucking quick.

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