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>Treehouse of Horror
>1 long episode instead of 3
>A plot is Homer gets infected with a strange disease that makes him sluggish, bloated, and his body slowly fills with toxic gas. It bursts from his ass at first, but when his ass can't release the rotting gas fast enough it tears a hole in his torso. Somehow, this doesn't kill Homer. Marge is doing her best to care for him, but as Homer grows more wretched, withered, and unpleasant (the disease also makes him quite irritable) she turns to dark magic to try and cure him. Marge finds an old witch's spellbook and tries to use it to cure homer, but instead of curing him it turns her into a goat with bird wings. It's a non-intelligent bird-goat but has marge's hair atop its head so you still know it's her. It hops in Homer's torso-cavity and rides around in him.
>B-plot is Bart being bullied and planning a school shooting. Lisa tries to stop him but Bart bitch-slaps her and tells her to fuck off. Before starting the shooting, Bart says a quiet prayer to Satan, declaring all the deaths a sacrifice for His Unholiness. Bart kills most of the school until Chief Wiggum shoots him dead. In Hell, Satan (who looks like Ned Flanders with goat legs) is please with Bart's actions and lets him come back as demon boy.
>Final scene is Demon Boy Bart shows up at his human-self's funeral at the end and zombie-Homer, Goat-Bird-Marge, and Lisa are all overjoyed to see him. Bart is still pissed at Lisa and makes her grow and regorw a penis so he can cut it off with a butcher knife over and over again so she's the only girl to know the pain of castration. Lisa screams but the ghost of Sigmund freud shows up and explains Lisa acutally feels joy to have her innate penis envy all women bear satisfied, even for a moment before Bart chops it off, making her the most fulfilled female life ever to have lived.
>The end.
