>>100644505"Amelia, how about we get laid together?"
Amelia pushed Anon back onto the bed.
"Oh my god it's happening!", thought Anon.
Amelia then plopped herself next to Anon on the bed and stretched.
"You're right, Anon. A nap sure does feel good after working so hard today."
"Wat," murmured Anon. "Maybe she wants me to make the first move?" Being a kissless virgin, Anon decided to at least fix half of the problem.
"How about a kiss on the lips, Amelia?"
"Of course, you deserve it!" said Amelia.
Anon closed his eyes. His heart raced. He felt something plump and sweet against his lips.
"Here you are!" said Amelia as she put a Hershey's Kiss chocolate against Anon's mouth.
Anon, frustrated at being led on and assured that this girl was tormenting him, decided to leave.
"Fuckin' normies. Just when I thought I was going to stop being a wizard..." shouted Anon as he raced downstairs.
"Maybe I was too hard on her." said Anon too himself. "I shouldn't assume every girl wants to fuck me on the first date."
Just as Anon was about to leave, he remembered the cake in the refrigerator.
"I am sort of hungry after all that work. Might as well get something out of this date."
Anon took the cake out of the refrigerator and put a spoonful into his mouth.
"Holy shit. This is the best goddamn cake I've ever had." said Anon aloud. The cake was so good Anon forgot about his rage from earlier.
Amelia walked down the stairs.
"Oh, Anon. Why didn't you say you wanted cheesecake?" said Amelia coyly, as she slipped off her uniform.
