>>100468831Since no one (you)'d my last hint about his.
I'm just going to tell the story unprompted.
A long long time ago, there were the Aesir. The ruling people of Asgard.
The Aesir had a lot of enemies. The most prolific of which were the Jotun, the Giants.
One of the Jotun managed to steal Mjolnir. Undoubtedly while Thor was deadass drunk.
That Jotun demanded that he would return Mjolnir only if he could marry Freja, Queen of Asgard.
The Aesir were worried until Thor and Loki said that they would handle it.
Loki thought up a plot that involved Thor shaving his beard and dressing as a woman and pretending to be his mother.
It was a great plan. One of his best.
Loki presented his "mother" to the Jotun who accepted "her".
However, Thor, being the dummy that he was, started acting like Thor at the wedding party.
He drank an entire cask of beer.
Then he ate an entire roast ox.
The Jotun warlord was skeptical and he kept asking Loki whether that was normal for Aesir women.
And Loki said "Ooooh, well, um, she's just been so nervous since you asked to marry her, that she hasn't ate or drank since"
The Jotun nodded and accepted this excuse.
Eventually, the wedding got on proper like, and the Jotun offered his stolen Mjolnir to his "wife" as proof of his honor.
Seeing as it was Thor acting as his wife, Thor promptly beat the Jotun's head in with the hammer.
