>Eddie becomes Venom
>goes "maaaan fuck Spider-Man, imma team up with someone and fuck him up"
>has to choose between Sandman, who isn't really that bad and whose only real problem with Spidey is that Spidey keeps trying to punch him while he's out crimeing to pay for his daughter's medicine, and that shit's annoying
>or Harry "Goblin Junior" Osborn, who blames Spider-Man for his dad's death and wants him dead just as much as Eddie does
>goes with Sandman
>ultimately Eddie is dead, the symbiote is dead, Harry is good (and dead), Sandman is good (and alive), and that motherfucker Spider-Man is ALSO STILL ALIVE
I want to see the version of Spider-Man 3 where Eddie and Harry team up.