Why the hell aren't you reading Sideways, /co/?

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>Simple premise that isn't decompressed issues.
>Has classic Spider-Man story feel to it.
>Has interesting powers with creative uses. (Portals)
>Natural diversity and not shoved in your face.
>Isn't plagued or dependent on crossovers.
>Morrison is co-writing later.
>Seemingly endless parade of potential waifus for /co/ to fap and forget about.
I would have thought "Milf Norman Osborne" would get more traction around here. But seriously though, what do you want out of Sideways? What has disappointed you thus far?