>>100354084>>100354319OR WHEN I SPENT SOME 50-SOMETHING YEARS AS AN OVERWEIGHT, MENTALLY UNSTABLE MANCHILD CREATING GROTESQUE CROSS-BREEDING PRODUCTS OUT OF ALREADY EXISTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNED BY DIFFERENT COMPANIES IN THE HOPE OF HAVING MANKIND REALIZE THAT THEIR WAYS ARE FAULTY SO THEY WOULD PICK UP THE TORCH AND HEAD FOR THE FUTURE RATHER THAN SITTING IDLY BY AND ENGAGING IN PETTINESS, SUPERSTITION, GLUTTONY, AND HATRED FOR ONE ANOTHER.
THAT PLAN WAS GENIUS. TOO BAD PEOPLE WERE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FIND THE ENLIGHTENING MESSAGES HIDDEN IN ALL THOSE HOLO-RECORDINGS I MADE.