>>100043964Gotham only has crazies, in Metropolis we get all the really weird shit. Darkseid is a real POS, I hit a fucking Parademon in my car on the way to work and my insurance company denied the claim, turns out "act of god" includes New Gods, then my agent told me to try suing Darkseid, fucking Darkseid.
Anyways yeah your friends uncle probably did fuck a green lantern, there's a ton of them running around they're like ants at a picnic, fucking one is no big deal. Tell me when he manages to fuck Wonder Woman.
