>watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy as a middle schooler
>Never had a real jawbreaker; just the Gobbstoppers by Wonka
>Got my folks to take me to a real candy store so I could get a real jawbreaker
>Purposefully got the biggest one I could fit in my mouth
>Tried to squeeze it my cheek like in the show
>Slipped and got stuck in my throat
>Nearly fucking died because I was being a dumb shit
>Had to get it pried out of my throat and had a cricothyrotomy scar for years.
Needless to say, I was never allowed to watch the show after that.