Uh... Can I get a re-roll? I mean, the guy's the textbook case of "commitment and insecurity issues". Either way, might as well play the hand I've been dealt:
-Top 5 Love Interests:>Bethany Cabe
The best one from the list. She helped him get through alcoholism. Sure, he relapsed when she left, but compared to his other gfs...>Black Widow
A good friend and a good fuckbuddy. They honestly make better friends than fuckbuddies, but I feel they click on a platonic level.>Rumiko
At least until she cucked him with Ty. She was fun. Not endgame material, but good enough.>She-Hulk
If only for the Secret Wars: Civil War mini. They had a nice thing going on.>Ult!Carol
Dunno if we can count AUs, but their thing was cute.>who'd you like to see them hook up with?
Uh... honestly, the guy needs some ginger, frenchwoman doctor to love him, because he both needs some emotional support, and every woman in his life has royally fucked him over. The poor guy needs some perfect OC, because at this point, his life is heading towards "will die alone, unloved and unmourned".>Bonus
...They unironically have an orgy and eventually kick him out when they get distracted by their titties.He then builds a pussydestroyer 9000 dildo-suit and gets back in there.