Batman! Thank God you came! I was wrong all these years I've been so misguided, my hatred for the Joker, for what he's done to this city, it blinded me! I thought if you raped him all our problems would finally be solved. But slapping pale clown cheeks won't get us anywhere Batman, I finally understand. To end the Joker's reign of terror we have to start with his greatest enabler.
I need you to eat out Harley Quin and you can't half ass it! That pearl needs to shine! You lick out every bit of Joker Jizz from her twisted twat and she'll turn her back on him for good. I mean really lean into her. If she doesn't have bat symbols in her eyes by the time you're done munching you go back in again!
Can you do that for me, Batman?