>puke-green backdrop with white text that says:
>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES
>]G[ [GENERAL AUDIENCES]
>ALL AGES ADMITTED
>cut to beautiful CGI Paris background with cliche French music playing
>Blanche: Ah, Paris. The city of love...
>cut to final climatic chase scene with police, mobsters, and royalty chasing Blanche and the girls on a stolen vehicle
>freeze frame close up of Blanche going AAAH
>Blanche:..well, it WAS, before I got myself into this mess
>WE'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU
>"Ah! HON HON HON Miss Blanche!"
>TO AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME
>WHEN HER SISTER WAS KIDNAPPED!
>"It's the Thieves of the Dances!"
>Police: It seems as if your sister ran off with your family fortune.
>Blanche: It was the THIEVES!
>Police: I'm sorry, but us MALE police force knows a little more than you, little lady
>SNEEKING INTO A PRESTIGIOUS ALL GIRL BOARDING SCHOOL
>"I know you're out there sis"
>WITH THE HELP OF SOME UNLIKELY FRIENDS
>all girls greeting her and doing quirky things
>SHE'LL UNCOVER A MYSTERY
>Jo and Blanche sleuthing around
>AND SAVE HER SISTER
>more shenanigans, mime gag, baguettes, Antoine's mom screaming "HOW UNLADYLIKE OF YOU"
>Blanche: You're right, I'm not like any other lady at all
>LIL' MISS DON'T TOUCH ME COMING SOON
>Red: I got that suave skills, I can get a lil lady, watch this. Hey Bla-
>Blanche: *kicks him in the groin*
>every man goes "ooooh"
>mime makes an inaudible ooh with his mouth
>Miss Jo: MMMmmm Hmm you go girl *snaps finger*
>The dog: (played by Steve Buscemi) That's gotta hurt!
>Red: (high pitch squeaky voice) OOOHHH SACREBLEU MY BAGUETTES!
>Film will have liar reveal plot where they find out Blanche is actually a poor person and kicked out of the school not for being poor, but for lying
>Antoine is not gay, just shy. Both get married in the end when it's revealed that the thieves stole Agatha because they're both secretly princesses