>Date girl who legit completes me
>Dad comes in stage right
>He looks at my GF for a good minute
>"Hey Anon, let me show you this picture of your mother"
>I compare the picture of my Mom in her 20's and my GF
>They look the same except my GF's hair is shorter
WTF I'M NOT EVEN AN INCEST FAG, I BLAME YOU FUCKERS, ALL THOSE YEARS OF IRONICALLY POSTING AND LURKING THESE BOARDS TURNED ME INTO YOU FAGS.