Batman, how could you? You knew that I had a thing for Batgirl, I'd always tell you how attractive I found her even though for some reason it made you uncomfortable. It would be one thing if you slept with my daughter, I'd be fine with that, but you can't sleep with a woman your friend already called dibs on! Bros before hoes, man!
Tell you what, I'll forgive you if you rape the Joker. Or if you convince Batgirl to have a threesome with me.