ALL RIGHT THEN, TIME FOR ANOTHER SHITTY THEORY STARTER.
Jasper will fall into the kindergarten, breaking her gem and getting trapped in Amethysts hole, and be forced to slowly force herself to fit in order to escape, by the end of the hole she is stuck looking like amethyst.
Lapis will be found out to be Manchurian candidate style gem assassin, and after being contacted by Blue Diamond she starts a poofing rampage against the CG's only to have Peridot save her with friendship, steven style.
Peridot will figure out how to fix the corrupted gems using the kindergarten to rebirth them using stevens spit as a catalyst.
GIVE ME YOUR SHITTY THEORIES, I DEMAND THEM
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!