>>109090285>it's okay to like mayonnaise
No. No it isn't. Maybe it would be if it weren't on every single goddamn motherfucking sandwich ever served in this country, but guess fucking what?
I absolutely fucking loathe mayonnaise in every sense of the word. I'm whiter than an episode of Full House, and this is the one stereotype that gets my goat, because mayo is absolutely fucking disgusting. Bite into a burger with mayo on it, and every single other flavor is pushed out of your mouth for that invasive, sickening sour taste.>just ask for one with no mayo
I have. Several fucking times, and more than half of those times they didn't pay a lick of attention and slathered that contemptible slime on with glee, completely and utterly ruining the sandwich. Why can't subhuman mayofags just get it on the side and put it on themselves? The moment that shit touches the burger, it infects the whole thing like a vile parasite. Scrape all you fucking want, SOME of that dog semen-esque mockery of a condiment will still be there to remind you of God's absence.
The absolute fucking worst is the morons that insist a burger will be "dry" without mayo. If the burger is fucking dry, it's because its a fucking shit burger. A good burger patty is juicy, bite into it and you'll have all the "wet" you need.
If it wasn't fucking everywhere, if it wasn't poured in gallons onto every sandwich, if the request to remove it was honored correctly more than 25% percent of the time, then maybe, MAYBE, mayo would be not such a big deal. As it is, it's a culinary blight, and anyone who actively seeks it and request extra of it should be filed away with sex offenders.