>>107204898>Does anyone have any advice on how to kill myself?
Get a nice sharp knife. If you don't know how to sharpen it just buy a brand new one. Start up a nice hot bath, and when it's real cozy, get in. Optionally you can put on some sad music on your phone or whatever. Once you're relaxed, cut the inner sides of both of your wrists down the road, look for big arteries so you'll lose more blood. Now put them under the water and in about an hour you'll lose most of your blood and die. It's a slow and relaxing experience, you'll drift away from life on a cloud.