Well it's still better than:
> Hey ! We're not having sex !
> Looks are deceiving, I have never had sexual intercourse with this young girl.
> I'm manipulating her but I've never ever touched her.
> Really guys, we're totally not having sex !
> Please believe me !
It's a thing to be disgusted by the original material but at this level, it looks like Frank in the Minimiss contest of Always Sunny.