>Aku, baby, I have the juiciest of news! You remember Ashi, right? Black hair, pouty face, daughter of yours? Anyways, I saw her riding wild, babe! And I betcha you don't know who. It was. The. Sa-mu-rai, babe! Unbelievable, I know! Tell you what though, that girl plays the flute almost as good as moi and I'm the pipe-piper master of pipes, babe!
>You had to see it, that samurai went BUKU-BONER on her bottom, master!
>I mean, Aku-ka-choo-choo-koo-koo-kachoo-zip-a-doo-doo-a-bloo-bloo-little-cindy-loo-who-kachoo, I thought he'd LOST his sword, but turns out he's just been hilting it in that hot piece of ASS, babe!