Don’t forget this horrifying little number from Ax, who is probably the most mentally stable.>You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. >*pulls three jars of baby food from the top shelf, shoves them behind a box of macaroni, puts jars Cheese Whiz in front of Marshmallow Fluff, and tosses a bag of lady's razors onto a bag of hamburger buns*>There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.
What the fuck was going on in Applegate’s head?