>>122239376>Lisa should accept reality and get with Ralph or Nelson to become an obese housewife with 2 kids.
it's only with Ralph that she ends up fat, with Nelson she ends up a slightly smarter than average Peg Bundy style sitcom wife
as for number of kids that's probably pretty close to the number she'll have with Nelson(though it's probably more like 3 to 4), but with Ralph she's going to almost definitely end up with at least 5 to 6 kids, possibly as many as a dozen which will probably be the main reason she's so fat
in either timeline though she's plenty happy>Not Milhouse though, that would end badly for all concerned.
this is very true though, Lisa probably ends up miserable in this timeline, eventually abandoning both her husband and kid(s) to pursue some inane attempt to recapture the artistry of her lost youth, and poor Milhouse ends up being happier as a single dad than he ever was when Lisa was still around
and then there's the timeline where Lisa doesn't end up with anyone during her teens(all three of the above examples I'm picturing have Lisa get pregnant for the first time no older than 18/19) and by the present day in her early to mid 30's she's essentially become a next generation clone of her aunts, though she's marginally more successful in terms of career and didn't end up quite as dumpy as them either so she still might be able to find a guy before menopause strikes