>>105903669>"deeeh bruce wayne is batman, guys, please take me seriously and don't call me dumb...!"I'm contracted by his corporation to tend the buffets at his fundraisers, which is just his excuse to have exotic supermodels fly to his city and bang them on his desk.
When anything goes bad, he always, ALWAYS runs away first because he rigged the place with escape hatches. Despite being so jacked and good-looking, making you think he could handle himself, he's a fucking pussy. All he cares about is bragging about his wealth, fucking every women he sees, and running back to his safespace mansion because he's afraid of being assassinated.
There is NO FUCKING WAY that this pansy is Batman, so get out, dumbass.
