>"Oh hello Anon! you're back from the war!"
>"They said it was a great war, I hope you had fun!"
>"What's that? Passchendaele? You know I'm not programmed to speak Dutch, but I can learn for you if you desire".
>"W-why are you so quiet? "
>"Don't shake like that, it's not healthy!"
>"P-please stop screaming about mud Anon, please..."