Internally its like "ITS SCANNED. THE FUCKING CARD IS SCANNED. ARE YOU SO OUT OF IT ON PILLS AND DEAF YOU CANT HEAR THE BEEP. I HEAR THE BEEP. THE GUY A METRE AWAY CAN PROBABLY HEAR THE BEEP AND HES NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. JUST STOP. STOP. I JUST SAID ITS OK. FUCK.">Right. Thats done just put the bank card i-
STOP SWIPING. WHY HAVE YOU STARTED SWIPING AGAIN? I TOLD YOU FOUR TIMES NOW
*puts card in">(ok good. Now shes going to put her pin in
*pulls card back out*
Hold on dear. I have some coupons I need doing ok?
*hands over a big pile of coupons, clearly most of them expired bit you have to check through them all anyway*