Well Douglas it was very expensive!
Over 500$ in fact for the perfect smoked meats.
You know Douglas a nice hotel room for 2 also costs around 500$.
Now Douglas I know you don't have 500$ and if you did youd rather spend it on comics and cartoons.
How about we make a deal Douglas?
You enjoy this nice 500$ hotel room and my company and ill look the other way about the grill. 500$ Douglas VeRY ExPeNsIvE.....