>Realizes The New 52 isn't working
>Didio does a complete 180, admits the reboot was a gigantic fuckup, and promises a return to the status quo
>Has a livestream where they go through all their new creative teams, showing that they are fully invested in regaining the trust of the readers
>Releases Rebirth, an 80-page book, at just $2.99
>Only admission that diversity push didn't work out was a backhanded criticism for the readers just not buying it, that they immediately backtracked on
>Made crisis event after crisis event after crisis event well beyond the point of reader burnout
>Promise no more events, then start out Legacy with an event
>Promise to bring back characters nobody gives a shit out
>Makes no changes to the creative teams, Dan Slott actually has to crawl out of his hole and let everyone know they'll pry ASM of his cold, dead hands
>Legacy is an overpriced piece of shit that's just a series of poorly-connected previews
>Turns out Marvel overships to make it look like Legacy did much better than it really did, forcing LCS' to have to deal with hundred of copies of Legacy that nobody's buying
Remember how like 7 years ago everyone was saying that Marvel had their shit together and DC was a disaster?
Life comes at you fast, man.