They never would have gone to DC. So they would have survived the great jedi purge.
But in the rebranding launch in the last issue, I think they would have lost support from Vought and simply been dropped. Without money, they can't just hang out anymore.
Badoing ends up in some kind of ward strapped to a bed because he needs help finding his penis in order to pee. Also, as soon as starts bouncing, he gains momentum until he breaks something, hence the straps.
The phase girl probably gets some therapy and is convinced not to use her powers again because they only barely worked anyway.
Touretts dude ends up in a psych ward. He can't help spontaneously transforming into something useless.
Honestly don't remember the black guy or the other white dude in camo cape. Also don't remember the girl in red. She probably ends up being sexually abused and tossed in a gutter though.
The main girl is the most normal and has the best chance at a normal life. But requires serious underwear after the whole Malchemical incident.